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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralRe: What percentage? Pin
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GeneralRe: What percentage? Pin
Pete O'Hanlon3-Mar-08 9:59
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Bofs28-Mar-08 4:21
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GuyThiebaut16-Apr-08 12:49
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GeneralRe: What percentage? Pin
Grimolfr28-Mar-08 0:40
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GuyThiebaut28-Mar-08 1:27
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GeneralRe: What percentage? [modified] Pin
PIEBALDconsult16-Apr-08 9:22
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GuyThiebaut16-Apr-08 12:47
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Generalwin-win Pin
Christian Graus25-Feb-08 11:23
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Pete O'Hanlon25-Feb-08 22:43
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Paul Conrad29-Feb-08 7:27
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Pete O'Hanlon29-Feb-08 8:53
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Paul Conrad29-Feb-08 8:57
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Could always try to detox him Laugh | :laugh:

"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon

GeneralRe: win-win Pin
Justin Perez26-Feb-08 5:34
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Joan Murt15-Nov-12 21:10
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GeneralAnd on the Adobe front, ... Pin
Chris Meech25-Feb-08 6:51
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GeneralRe: And on the Adobe front, ... Pin
Douglas Troy28-Feb-08 4:26
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GeneralBe Naked; Get Screwed Pin
Vasudevan Deepak K25-Feb-08 2:54
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Pete O'Hanlon25-Feb-08 9:59
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GeneralRe: Be Naked; Get Screwed Pin
Vasudevan Deepak K25-Feb-08 18:25
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GeneralRe: Be Naked; Get Screwed Pin
Pete O'Hanlon29-Feb-08 8:50
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GeneralRe: Be Naked; Get Screwed Pin
Grimolfr28-Mar-08 0:43
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GeneralFrom El'Reg posting an internal Email from Microsoft Pin
Douglas Troy21-Feb-08 13:10
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GeneralWrong Forum Pin
Rajesh R Subramanian24-Feb-08 18:44
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GeneralThe bottomline of the story is ... Pin
Vasudevan Deepak K17-Feb-08 21:49
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GeneralRe: The bottomline of the story is ... Pin
Chris Meech21-Feb-08 6:08
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GeneralSynergy Pin
Douglas Troy15-Feb-08 15:05
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GeneralUse your imagination... Pin
Expert Coming15-Feb-08 5:24
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The ANZAC 15-Feb-08 13:08
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GeneralRe: Use your imagination... Pin
Paul Conrad15-Feb-08 13:43
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GeneralRe: Use your imagination... Pin
Rajesh R Subramanian15-Feb-08 21:26
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GeneralOuterin Pin
Pete O'Hanlon14-Feb-08 3:16
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J4amieC16-Feb-08 8:33
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GeneralOn a go-forward basis Pin
Gary Wheeler14-Feb-08 1:13
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Paul Conrad15-Feb-08 13:45
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Anthony Appleyard21-Feb-08 5:53
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GeneralI go forwardly... Pin
dan neely21-Feb-08 7:38
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GeneralCould I care less? Pin
Megan Forbes 13-Feb-08 23:56
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
Colin Angus Mackay14-Feb-08 1:11
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
Megan Forbes 14-Feb-08 18:35
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
J4amieC14-Feb-08 2:35
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
The ANZAC 14-Feb-08 11:53
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
Rajesh R Subramanian24-Feb-08 18:39
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
PIEBALDconsult16-Apr-08 9:30
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
Jeoshua24-Jan-13 19:32
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
Forogar18-Feb-13 5:53
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GeneralOne or two favourites Pin
Pete O'Hanlon13-Feb-08 23:24
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