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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralRe: Webalation Pinmemberjeron17-Aug-09 11:26 
GeneralRe: Webalation PinmvpPete O'Hanlon7-Aug-09 12:11 
GeneralRe: Webalation Pinmemberwhatrevolution22-Jun-10 23:28 
GeneralSnakes-on-a-plane Problem Pinmembercostas081122-Jun-09 11:17 
GeneralRe: Snakes-on-a-plane Problem PinmemberMark Nischalke22-Jun-09 11:31 
GeneralRe: Snakes-on-a-plane Problem Pinmembercostas081122-Jun-09 11:48 
GeneralRe: Snakes-on-a-plane Problem PinmvpPete O'Hanlon3-Jul-09 12:41 
RantIf you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. PinmemberMember 394580222-Jun-09 7:32 
GeneralRe: If you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. PinmemberMikeAinOz4-Aug-09 18:36 
GeneralRe: If you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. PinmemberMichael Eber28-Sep-09 8:14 
GeneralRe: If you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. Pinmemberwhatrevolution22-Jun-10 23:32 
GeneralCo-worker PinmemberJosh Gray1-Jun-09 17:03 
Generalthe problem is... Pinmemberdan neely2-Jun-09 3:20 
JokeRe: the problem is... PinsitebuilderMichael Dunn3-Jun-09 17:00 
(but it's reserved for only certain co-workers)
 
--Mike--

GeneralRe: Co-worker Pinmembereric_tometa5-Jun-09 9:32 
GeneralRe: Co-worker PinmemberHenry Minute5-Jun-09 11:32 
GeneralRe: Co-worker Pinmembereric_tometa5-Jun-09 11:39 
GeneralRe: Co-worker PinmemberJosh Gray7-Jun-09 15:14 
GeneralPre-Owned PinmemberMember 17097231-Jul-09 9:39 
GeneralRe: Pre-Owned PinmemberSk933-Jul-09 6:37 
GeneralRe: Pre-Owned PinsitebuilderMichael Dunn3-Jul-09 14:43 
GeneralRe: Co-worker PinmemberMark Wallace24-Jul-09 6:57 
GeneralRe: Co-worker Pinmembergate_hawk1-Aug-09 2:38 
GeneralWeb2.0 (adj) Pinmembercostas081126-May-09 22:25 
GeneralRe: Web2.0 (adj) PinmvpPete O'Hanlon26-May-09 22:55 
GeneralSolution PinmemberJeffrey Webster17-May-09 15:14 
GeneralRe: Solution PinmemberLynn Brock10-Jun-09 4:37 
Generalxcon2009 Pinmemberxcon200913-May-09 23:43 
GeneralRe: xcon2009 PinmemberOriginalGriff14-May-09 0:19 
GeneralRe: xcon2009 PinmvpPete O'Hanlon14-May-09 3:02 
GeneralSynergy Pinmembervarnk27-Apr-09 9:55 
General"Experience" PinmemberLynn Brock7-Apr-09 7:12 
GeneralRe: "Experience" PinmvpCPallini10-Apr-09 5:37 
GeneralTelephonic PinmemberEnnis Ray Lynch, Jr.9-Feb-09 9:06 
GeneralAMSOTD PinmemberHenry Minute14-Nov-08 12:13 
GeneralRe: AMSOTD PinmemberPerspx14-Nov-08 12:16 
GeneralRe: AMSOTD PinmemberHenry Minute14-Nov-08 12:19 
GeneralRe: AMSOTD PinmemberPerspx14-Nov-08 12:30 
GeneralRe: AMSOTD PinmvpPete O'Hanlon14-Nov-08 12:33 
GeneralRe: AMSOTD PinmemberHenry Minute14-Nov-08 13:44 
GeneralRe: AMSOTD PinmvpRajesh R Subramanian4-Dec-08 21:22 
GeneralRe: AMSOTD Pinmemberbulg20-Nov-08 14:17 
GeneralI was hit by the buzzword bus today Pinmemberbulg2-Oct-08 7:44 
GeneralRe: I was hit by the buzzword bus today Pinmemberwilliamnw15-Oct-08 1:01 
GeneralRe: I was hit by the buzzword bus today PinmvpCPallini15-Oct-08 1:24 
GeneralRe: I was hit by the buzzword bus today PinmemberPaul Conrad15-Oct-08 7:40 
GeneralRe: I was hit by the buzzword bus today PinmemberM Harris29-Oct-08 21:24 
GeneralRe: I was hit by the buzzword bus today PinmemberGary R. Wheeler31-Oct-08 17:39 
RantIt's bizarre, but Pinmemberbmac29-Sep-08 20:36 
GeneralRe: It's bizarre, but PinmemberMember 36807856-Nov-09 11:02 

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