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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralRe: Heard on the local news Pinmemberwhatrevolution22-Jun-10 23:24 
GeneralStatement from our local NHS chief executive on being £2 million short PinmemberJamesA_Dev10-Sep-09 0:48 
GeneralRe: Statement from our local NHS chief executive on being £2 million short PinmemberRichard MacCutchan28-Sep-09 8:45 
GeneralRe: Statement from our local NHS chief executive on being £2 million short PinmemberCheifyW5-Oct-09 1:14 
GeneralRe: Statement from our local NHS chief executive on being £2 million short PinmemberOriginalGriff5-Oct-09 1:45 
GeneralRe: Statement from our local NHS chief executive on being £2 million short PinmemberRedSonja5-Oct-09 22:37 
GeneralApple Store PinmemberJosh Gray26-Aug-09 21:43 
GeneralRe: Apple Store PinsitebuilderMichael Dunn14-Sep-09 14:34 
Josh Gray wrote:
People queue up for this sh*t?


I will be trying to work that line into conversations about Apple products in the future. Big Grin | :-D
 
--Mike--
Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam

GeneralRe: Apple Store Pinmemberaspdotnetdev2-Oct-09 14:29 
GeneralRe: Apple Store Pinmemberwhatrevolution22-Jun-10 23:22 
GeneralWebalation Pinmemberkeefb7-Aug-09 4:47 
GeneralRe: Webalation Pinmemberjeron17-Aug-09 11:26 
GeneralRe: Webalation PinmvpPete O'Hanlon7-Aug-09 12:11 
GeneralRe: Webalation Pinmemberwhatrevolution22-Jun-10 23:28 
GeneralSnakes-on-a-plane Problem Pinmembercostas081122-Jun-09 11:17 
GeneralRe: Snakes-on-a-plane Problem PinmemberMark Nischalke22-Jun-09 11:31 
GeneralRe: Snakes-on-a-plane Problem Pinmembercostas081122-Jun-09 11:48 
GeneralRe: Snakes-on-a-plane Problem PinmvpPete O'Hanlon3-Jul-09 12:41 
RantIf you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. PinmemberMember 394580222-Jun-09 7:32 
GeneralRe: If you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. PinmemberMikeAinOz4-Aug-09 18:36 
GeneralRe: If you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. PinmemberMichael Eber28-Sep-09 8:14 
GeneralRe: If you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. Pinmemberwhatrevolution22-Jun-10 23:32 
GeneralCo-worker PinmemberJosh Gray1-Jun-09 17:03 
Generalthe problem is... Pinmemberdan neely2-Jun-09 3:20 
JokeRe: the problem is... PinsitebuilderMichael Dunn3-Jun-09 17:00 

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