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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
Generalboots on the ground Pin
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Member 36807856-Nov-09 11:36
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GeneralHeard today. Pin
Douglas Troy13-Oct-09 6:20
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whatrevolution22-Jun-10 23:23
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GeneralHeard on the local news Pin
keefb6-Oct-09 8:53
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whatrevolution22-Jun-10 23:24
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GeneralStatement from our local NHS chief executive on being £2 million short Pin
JamesA_Dev10-Sep-09 0:48
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Richard MacCutchan28-Sep-09 8:45
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CheifyW5-Oct-09 1:14
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OriginalGriff5-Oct-09 1:45
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RedSonja5-Oct-09 22:37
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GeneralApple Store Pin
Josh Gray26-Aug-09 21:43
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Michael Dunn14-Sep-09 14:34
sitebuilderMichael Dunn14-Sep-09 14:34 
Josh Gray wrote:
People queue up for this sh*t?


I will be trying to work that line into conversations about Apple products in the future. Big Grin | :-D

--Mike--
Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam

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whatrevolution22-Jun-10 23:22
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GeneralWebalation Pin
keefb7-Aug-09 4:47
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jeron17-Aug-09 11:26
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Pete O'Hanlon7-Aug-09 12:11
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whatrevolution22-Jun-10 23:28
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GeneralSnakes-on-a-plane Problem Pin
costas081122-Jun-09 11:17
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Mark Nischalke22-Jun-09 11:31
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costas081122-Jun-09 11:48
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Pete O'Hanlon3-Jul-09 12:41
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RantIf you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. Pin
Member 394580222-Jun-09 7:32
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GeneralRe: If you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. Pin
MikeAinOz4-Aug-09 18:36
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GeneralRe: If you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. Pin
Michael Eber28-Sep-09 8:14
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GeneralRe: If you do not know what the word metadata means, do not use it. Pin
whatrevolution22-Jun-10 23:32
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GeneralCo-worker Pin
Josh Gray1-Jun-09 17:03
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Generalthe problem is... Pin
dan neely2-Jun-09 3:20
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JokeRe: the problem is... Pin
Michael Dunn3-Jun-09 17:00
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GeneralRe: Co-worker Pin
eric_tometa5-Jun-09 9:32
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Henry Minute5-Jun-09 11:32
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eric_tometa5-Jun-09 11:39
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Josh Gray7-Jun-09 15:14
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GeneralPre-Owned Pin
Member 17097231-Jul-09 9:39
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Michael Dunn3-Jul-09 14:43
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Mark Wallace24-Jul-09 6:57
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gate_hawk1-Aug-09 2:38
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GeneralWeb2.0 (adj) Pin
costas081126-May-09 22:25
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Pete O'Hanlon26-May-09 22:55
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GeneralSolution Pin
Jeffrey Webster17-May-09 15:14
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Lynn Brock10-Jun-09 4:37
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Generalxcon2009 Pin
xcon200913-May-09 23:43
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OriginalGriff14-May-09 0:19
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Pete O'Hanlon14-May-09 3:02
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GeneralSynergy Pin
varnk27-Apr-09 9:55
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General"Experience" Pin
Lynn Brock7-Apr-09 7:12
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