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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" [modified] PinmemberApril Fans27-Dec-12 20:02 
GeneralI have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberCDP18029-Jul-12 2:17 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberRichard Andrew x649-Jul-12 7:59 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberBernhard Hiller16-Jul-12 0:49 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberCDP180216-Jul-12 9:26 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: Pinmemberryanb3119-Jul-12 10:32 
GeneralExotropic Mind... does it mean your brain is "squint"? Pinmemberorsobrown25-May-12 5:16 
GeneralStart Delivering Value Today PinprotectorAspDotNetDev10-May-12 14:01 
Some people at my company are considering Liferay as a possible replacement for SharePoint and Umbraco. Wanting to learn more about it, I came across that page, and here are a few nuggets I found:
 
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Liferay Portal is an enterprise web platform for building business solutions that deliver immediate results and long-term value.

 
I know I like "long-term value" and "immediate results" when "building business solutions". Sounds like a useful "enterprise web platform".
 
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Start Delivering Value Today

 
Why, just the other day I was talking about delivering value. I can't wait! Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today PinmemberMike Winiberg10-May-12 21:41 
GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today Pinmemberjsc4211-May-12 3:34 
GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today PinmemberPSU Steve11-May-12 4:23 
GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today Pinmemberely_bob11-May-12 4:49 
GeneralBrogrammer Pinmemberjeron127-Apr-12 6:37 
GeneralRe: Brogrammer PinmemberZac Greve27-Apr-12 9:55 
GeneralBuzzword Guru PinprotectorAspDotNetDev21-Mar-12 22:55 
GeneralRe: Buzzword Guru PinmemberDanny Martin27-Mar-12 4:08 
GeneralRe: Buzzword Guru PinmemberNagy Vilmos27-Mar-12 7:14 
GeneralRe: Buzzword Guru PinmemberRobCroll27-Mar-12 12:31 
GeneralRe: Buzzword Guru Pinmemberriced28-Apr-12 5:43 
GeneralWhen Looking For Work .. PinmemberChris Meech31-Jan-12 3:37 
GeneralRe: When Looking For Work .. PinmemberRobCroll31-Jan-12 12:15 
GeneralRe: When Looking For Work .. PinmemberPHS24113-Jun-13 0:40 
General"we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" PinmemberBrian C Hart12-Jan-12 12:04 
GeneralRe: "we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" PinmvpOriginalGriff12-Jan-12 22:31 
GeneralRe: "we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" PinmemberRobCroll31-Jan-12 12:19 

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