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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberBernhard Hiller16-Jul-12 0:49 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberCDP180216-Jul-12 9:26 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: Pinmemberryanb3119-Jul-12 10:32 
GeneralExotropic Mind... does it mean your brain is "squint"? Pinmemberorsobrown25-May-12 5:16 
Browsing around I've found this:
http://www.fabiomarchesi.com/files/premesse_metodo_exotropic_mind_10_dal_libro.pdf[^]
 
it's some kind of esoteric method (Italian language); using it, you could supposedly become happy.
 
But the funniest thing is: I googled up for "Exotropic" and I've found
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exotropia[^]
 
So, if you use it you could become "exotropic"?
 
Now, isn't this buzzword worthy of this Hall of Shame? Smile | :)
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