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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

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April Fans27-Dec-12 20:02
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GeneralI have been waiting for this one a long time: PinPopular
CDP18029-Jul-12 2:17
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Richard Andrew x649-Jul-12 7:59
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Bernhard Hiller16-Jul-12 0:49
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CDP180216-Jul-12 9:26
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ryanb3119-Jul-12 10:32
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GeneralExotropic Mind... does it mean your brain is "squint"? Pin
orsobrown25-May-12 5:16
memberorsobrown25-May-12 5:16 
Browsing around I've found this:[^]

it's some kind of esoteric method (Italian language); using it, you could supposedly become happy.

But the funniest thing is: I googled up for "Exotropic" and I've found[^]

So, if you use it you could become "exotropic"?

Now, isn't this buzzword worthy of this Hall of Shame? Smile | :)
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Zac Greve27-Apr-12 9:55
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Brian C Hart11-May-15 8:06
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GeneralBuzzword Guru Pin
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riced28-Apr-12 5:43
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GeneralWhen Looking For Work .. Pin
Chris Meech31-Jan-12 3:37
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PHS24113-Jun-13 0:40
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General"we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" Pin
Brian C Hart12-Jan-12 12:04
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