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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralRe: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) PinmemberPaul Conrad2-Dec-12 7:59 
GeneralRe: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) PinmemberZac Greve2-Dec-12 11:42 
GeneralRe: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) Pinmemberihoecken26-Feb-13 6:14 
GeneralDilbert Pinmemberryanb3131-Aug-12 9:25 
General"Intrapeneur" PinmemberEddy Vluggen14-Aug-12 4:41 
General"Engaging" PinmemberSimon_Whitehead15-Jul-12 18:39 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" PinmemberCDP180217-Jul-12 6:14 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" PinmemberRobCroll17-Jul-12 23:06 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" PinmemberNagy Vilmos18-Jul-12 1:29 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" PinmemberRobCroll18-Jul-12 3:21 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" Pinmemberloctrice24-Jul-12 3:10 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" PingroupExcellentOrg16-Mar-13 5:20 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" [modified] PinmemberApril Fans27-Dec-12 20:02 
GeneralI have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberCDP18029-Jul-12 2:17 
It actually is not even a word, more a 'buzz syllable': App
 
'App' is very similar to the sound I make when punched with a fist, but obviously some marketing guys came to the conclusion that we all are only able to communicate with grunts and would not understand anything with more than one syllable. Anyway, I wonder how popular this 'word' is going to be when the gold rush finally is over.
At least artificial intelligence already is superior to natural stupidity


GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberRichard Andrew x649-Jul-12 7:59 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberBernhard Hiller16-Jul-12 0:49 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberCDP180216-Jul-12 9:26 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: Pinmemberryanb3119-Jul-12 10:32 
GeneralExotropic Mind... does it mean your brain is "squint"? Pinmemberorsobrown25-May-12 5:16 
GeneralStart Delivering Value Today PinprotectorAspDotNetDev10-May-12 14:01 
GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today PinmemberMike Winiberg10-May-12 21:41 
GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today Pinmemberjsc4211-May-12 3:34 
GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today PinmemberPSU Steve11-May-12 4:23 
GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today Pinmemberely_bob11-May-12 4:49 
GeneralBrogrammer Pinmemberjeron127-Apr-12 6:37 
GeneralRe: Brogrammer PinmemberZac Greve27-Apr-12 9:55 
GeneralBuzzword Guru PinprotectorAspDotNetDev21-Mar-12 22:55 
GeneralRe: Buzzword Guru PinmemberDanny Martin27-Mar-12 4:08 
GeneralRe: Buzzword Guru PinmemberNagy Vilmos27-Mar-12 7:14 
GeneralRe: Buzzword Guru PinmemberRobCroll27-Mar-12 12:31 
GeneralRe: Buzzword Guru Pinmemberriced28-Apr-12 5:43 
GeneralWhen Looking For Work .. PinmemberChris Meech31-Jan-12 3:37 
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GeneralRe: When Looking For Work .. PinmemberPHS24113-Jun-13 0:40 
General"we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" PinmemberBrian C Hart12-Jan-12 12:04 
GeneralRe: "we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" PinmvpOriginalGriff12-Jan-12 22:31 
GeneralRe: "we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" PinmemberRobCroll31-Jan-12 12:19 
GeneralRe: "we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" PinmemberPHS24113-Jun-13 0:42 
Rant"Can we action this..." PinmemberDanny Martin6-Jan-12 0:35 
GeneralRe: "Can we action this..." Pinmemberryanb3116-Mar-12 11:24 
GeneralRe: "Can we action this..." PinmemberDanny Martin27-Mar-12 4:40 
GeneralRe: "Can we action this..." PinmemberPHS24113-Jun-13 0:48 
GeneralThe Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberNagy Vilmos8-Dec-11 1:12 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberNathan D Cook19-Dec-11 12:11 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberRobCroll19-Dec-11 19:01 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberPIEBALDconsult20-Dec-11 5:23 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberReiss20-Dec-11 22:47 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 Pinmembergood god all the names are taken11-May-12 5:55 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 PinmemberKanza USA-2821-Dec-11 9:02 
GeneralRe: The Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 Pinmemberspencepk11-May-12 5:26 

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