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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" Pinmemberloctrice24-Jul-12 3:10 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" PingroupExcellentOrg16-Mar-13 5:20 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" [modified] PinmemberApril Fans27-Dec-12 20:02 
GeneralI have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberCDP18029-Jul-12 2:17 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberRichard Andrew x649-Jul-12 7:59 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberBernhard Hiller16-Jul-12 0:49 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberCDP180216-Jul-12 9:26 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: Pinmemberryanb3119-Jul-12 10:32 
I had a friend approach me because he knows I program and he said he wanted to get into making apps. Smile | :)
 
Actually, I think a lot of people that use that term are actually referring to mobile applications.
 
But ya, I can build apps.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

GeneralExotropic Mind... does it mean your brain is "squint"? Pinmemberorsobrown25-May-12 5:16 
GeneralStart Delivering Value Today PinprotectorAspDotNetDev10-May-12 14:01 
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GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today PinmemberPSU Steve11-May-12 4:23 
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GeneralBrogrammer Pinmemberjeron127-Apr-12 6:37 
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GeneralBuzzword Guru PinprotectorAspDotNetDev21-Mar-12 22:55 
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GeneralWhen Looking For Work .. PinmemberChris Meech31-Jan-12 3:37 
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GeneralRe: When Looking For Work .. PinmemberPHS24113-Jun-13 0:40 
General"we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" PinmemberBrian C Hart12-Jan-12 12:04 

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