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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
Generalwin-win Pin
Christian Graus25-Feb-08 11:23
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Joan Murt15-Nov-12 21:10
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And of course... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Christian Graus wrote:
when I was a sales rep

That is possibly the hardest thing that I've got to read here in Green Alien | [Alien] 's house...
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GeneralAnd on the Adobe front, ... Pin
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GeneralBe Naked; Get Screwed Pin
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GeneralRe: Be Naked; Get Screwed Pin
Pete O'Hanlon29-Feb-08 8:50
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GeneralFrom El'Reg posting an internal Email from Microsoft Pin
Douglas Troy21-Feb-08 13:10
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GeneralWrong Forum Pin
Rajesh R Subramanian24-Feb-08 18:44
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GeneralThe bottomline of the story is ... Pin
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GeneralRe: The bottomline of the story is ... Pin
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GeneralSynergy Pin
Douglas Troy15-Feb-08 15:05
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GeneralUse your imagination... Pin
Expert Coming15-Feb-08 5:24
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The ANZAC 15-Feb-08 13:08
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