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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralRe: Native look and feel PinmemberSebastiaan Meijerink7-Mar-13 8:43 
GeneralRe: Native look and feel PinmemberRavi Bhavnani2-Apr-13 11:39 
GeneralRe: Native look and feel Pinmembermikepwilson21-May-13 8:20 
GeneralRe: Native look and feel PingroupExcellentOrg16-Mar-13 4:16 
GeneralRe: Native look and feel PinprotectorPete O'Hanlon2-Apr-13 11:45 
JokeRe: Native look and feel PinprofessionalJoan Murt12-Jun-13 23:31 
GeneralRe: Native look and feel PinmemberSuper Lloyd17-Sep-13 18:56 
General"Meaningful Use" PinmemberMathlab16-Jan-13 6:19 
GeneralMessage Removed Pinmember_beauw_16-Jan-13 8:43 
GeneralRe: "Meaningful Use" PinmemberEkaInfinitos1-Feb-13 7:21 
GeneralBest SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) PinprotectorAspDotNetDev15-Nov-12 20:09 
GeneralRe: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) Pinmemberdevvvy15-Nov-12 20:19 
AnswerRe: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) PinmemberZac Greve16-Nov-12 11:07 
AnswerRe: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) PinmemberZac Greve16-Nov-12 11:50 
To further my previous reply:
 
Managed = .NET
 
Metadata = Data about data
 
Taxonomy = Division into ordered groups or categories
 
Infrastructure = Framework
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking

GeneralRe: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) PinmemberPaul Conrad1-Dec-12 19:13 
GeneralRe: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) PinmemberZac Greve1-Dec-12 20:08 
GeneralRe: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) PinmemberPaul Conrad2-Dec-12 6:59 
GeneralRe: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) PinmemberZac Greve2-Dec-12 10:42 
GeneralRe: Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI) Pinmemberihoecken26-Feb-13 5:14 
GeneralDilbert Pinmemberryanb3131-Aug-12 8:25 
General"Intrapeneur" PinmemberEddy Vluggen14-Aug-12 3:41 
General"Engaging" PinmemberSimon_Whitehead15-Jul-12 17:39 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" PinmemberCDP180217-Jul-12 5:14 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" PinmemberRobCroll17-Jul-12 22:06 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" PinmemberNagy Vilmos18-Jul-12 0:29 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" PinmemberRobCroll18-Jul-12 2:21 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" Pinmemberloctrice24-Jul-12 2:10 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" PingroupExcellentOrg16-Mar-13 4:20 
GeneralRe: "Engaging" [modified] PinmemberApril Fans27-Dec-12 19:02 
GeneralI have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberCDP18029-Jul-12 1:17 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberRichard Andrew x649-Jul-12 6:59 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberBernhard Hiller15-Jul-12 23:49 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: PinmemberCDP180216-Jul-12 8:26 
GeneralRe: I have been waiting for this one a long time: Pinmemberryanb3119-Jul-12 9:32 
GeneralExotropic Mind... does it mean your brain is "squint"? Pinmemberorsobrown25-May-12 4:16 
GeneralStart Delivering Value Today PinprotectorAspDotNetDev10-May-12 13:01 
GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today PinmemberMike Winiberg10-May-12 20:41 
GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today Pinmemberjsc4211-May-12 2:34 
GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today PinmemberPSU Steve11-May-12 3:23 
GeneralRe: Start Delivering Value Today Pinmemberely_bob11-May-12 3:49 
GeneralBrogrammer Pinmemberjeron127-Apr-12 5:37 
GeneralRe: Brogrammer PinmemberZac Greve27-Apr-12 8:55 
GeneralBuzzword Guru PinprotectorAspDotNetDev21-Mar-12 21:55 
GeneralRe: Buzzword Guru PinmemberDanny Martin27-Mar-12 3:08 
GeneralRe: Buzzword Guru PinmemberNagy Vilmos27-Mar-12 6:14 
GeneralRe: Buzzword Guru PinmemberRobCroll27-Mar-12 11:31 
GeneralRe: Buzzword Guru Pinmemberriced28-Apr-12 4:43 
GeneralWhen Looking For Work .. PinmemberChris Meech31-Jan-12 2:37 
GeneralRe: When Looking For Work .. PinmemberRobCroll31-Jan-12 11:15 
GeneralRe: When Looking For Work .. PinmemberPHS24112-Jun-13 23:40 

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