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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralRe: Outerin Pin
J4amieC16-Feb-08 8:33
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GeneralOn a go-forward basis Pin
Gary Wheeler14-Feb-08 1:13
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Paul Conrad15-Feb-08 13:45
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Anthony Appleyard21-Feb-08 5:53
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GeneralI go forwardly... Pin
dan neely21-Feb-08 7:38
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GeneralCould I care less? Pin
Megan Forbes 13-Feb-08 23:56
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
Colin Angus Mackay14-Feb-08 1:11
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
Megan Forbes 14-Feb-08 18:35
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J4amieC14-Feb-08 2:35
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
The ANZAC 14-Feb-08 11:53
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
Rajesh R Subramanian24-Feb-08 18:39
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
PIEBALDconsult16-Apr-08 9:30
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GeneralRe: Could I care less? Pin
Jeoshua24-Jan-13 19:32
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Forogar18-Feb-13 5:53
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I think the
Quote:
"I could care less"
implies the follow-up phrase, "but it's too much effort to be so extremely uncaring."
- Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits.
- Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most.
- I vaguely remember having a good memory...

GeneralOne or two favourites Pin
Pete O'Hanlon13-Feb-08 23:24
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J4amieC14-Feb-08 2:36
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Pete O'Hanlon14-Feb-08 3:14
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kiama27-Mar-08 19:57
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Blake Miller18-Apr-08 7:48
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GeneralIssue? What Issue?.... Pin
Tomas Brennan13-Feb-08 22:39
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Generalaaaaaaaaaarg Pin
blakey40413-Feb-08 22:27
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Dave Kreskowiak14-Feb-08 4:00
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blakey40414-Feb-08 4:05
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The ANZAC 14-Feb-08 11:54
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Paul Conrad29-Feb-08 7:29
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Paul Conrad29-Feb-08 7:28
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GeneralMoving goalposts Pin
norm .net13-Feb-08 20:44
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Rajesh R Subramanian13-Feb-08 21:00
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Vasudevan Deepak K13-Feb-08 21:46
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Rajesh R Subramanian13-Feb-08 21:50
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GeneralBall park figure Pin
norm .net13-Feb-08 20:42
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The ANZAC 14-Feb-08 11:55
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PIEBALDconsult16-Apr-08 9:32
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GeneralIsn't Buzzword a buzzword? [modified] Pin
The ANZAC 13-Feb-08 18:59
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GeneralRe: Is'nt Buzzword a buzzword? Pin
jesarg14-Feb-08 8:10
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The ANZAC 14-Feb-08 11:51
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kiama27-Mar-08 20:02
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GeneralBuzzword Matrix Pin
Rajesh R Subramanian13-Feb-08 18:45
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Corinna John13-Feb-08 20:50
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benjymous13-Feb-08 23:24
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Rajesh R Subramanian13-Feb-08 23:41
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GeneralRe: Buzzword Matrix Pin
Steven A. Lowe13-Sep-08 16:52
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General"Sign off on the process" Pin
Christopher Duncan13-Feb-08 14:40
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GeneralRe: "Sign off on the process" Pin
Mladen Jankovic13-Feb-08 17:23
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GeneralThe biggest no brainer in the history of earth... Pin
MrPlankton13-Feb-08 11:14
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GeneralJob Hunter Pin
Independent12313-Feb-08 11:08
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Pete O'Hanlon13-Feb-08 11:19
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Chris Maunder13-Feb-08 12:12
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General"...meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel..." Pin
Mark Salsbery13-Feb-08 10:57
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GeneralRe: "...meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel..." Pin
Pete O'Hanlon13-Feb-08 11:00
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