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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
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PHS24113-Jun-13 0:40
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There are people who actually write that sh*t? Hire him. He can take the blame for everything that goes wrong. He can add it to his CV:

"I am experienced in taking inbound launches of primary accountability for synergistic points of decline and demonstrable metrics of non-conformance."
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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GeneralThe Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 Pin
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good god all the names are taken11-May-12 5:55
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