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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
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riced, 28-Apr-12 5:43
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GeneralWhen Looking For Work .. Pin
Chris Meech, 31-Jan-12 3:37
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RobCroll, 31-Jan-12 12:15
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PHS241, 13-Jun-13 0:40
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General"we're bringing in a tiger team of hired guns to get this delivered to the customer" Pin
Brian C Hart, 12-Jan-12 12:04
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RobCroll, 31-Jan-12 12:19
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PHS241, 13-Jun-13 0:42
memberPHS24113-Jun-13 0:42 
Tiger team? Hired guns? What a bunch of wankers. Who'd want to work in a zoo run by those a***holes?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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Danny Martin, 27-Mar-12 4:40
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PHS241, 13-Jun-13 0:48
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GeneralThe Most Hated Buzzword - 2011 Pin
Nagy Vilmos, 8-Dec-11 1:12
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Nathan D Cook, 19-Dec-11 12:11
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RobCroll, 19-Dec-11 19:01
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PIEBALDconsult, 20-Dec-11 5:23
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Reiss, 20-Dec-11 22:47
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good god all the names are taken, 11-May-12 5:55
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Kanza USA-28, 21-Dec-11 9:02
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spencepk, 11-May-12 5:26
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Mike Ellison, 11-May-12 6:26
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PHS241, 13-Jun-13 0:52
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Buzzby, 31-Jul-13 5:27
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GeneralImportant Changes! Pin
Quirkafleeg, 15-Nov-11 22:50
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GeneralPay Raise Question Pin
ryanb31, 30-Aug-11 9:31
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