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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

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Oh, I know. Once upon a time I was standing in front of a poster advertising a product from my employer back then. I was wondering why I had to work on a project that was somewhat less awesome than the thing they were advertising. Then they told me that this was the thing I was working on. The guy from sales just stood nearby and grinned.

I actually don't really think that they are dumb, but they definitely live in their own world which often does not have much to do with my reality. Smile | :)
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5

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