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The Buzzword Bingo forum is a place to post examples of ludicrous, convoluted and meaningless buzzwords and marketing drivel dreamed up by those seeking to sound more important and meaningful than they actually are.

We are developers, which means our job is to simplify complicated and ill-expressed requirements in order to produce something elegant and useful. If you want to impress us then please just tell it to us straight. The less pre-processing we have to do the more we will be interested.

 
GeneralWin the War and THEN Fight the Battle! Pin
Simon Lee Shugar17-Apr-14 1:05
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KathyChaney21-Apr-14 8:47
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Brent Jenkins12-Jan-15 4:08
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GeneralPet Peeve Pin
W Balboos18-Feb-14 7:27
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mikepwilson18-Feb-14 7:42
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Richard Deeming18-Feb-14 8:12
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Richard Andrew x6418-Feb-14 8:36
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Richard Deeming18-Feb-14 9:12
professionalRichard Deeming18-Feb-14 9:12 
I always mentally rewrite that to add a "so take nothing" to the end. After all, if "nothing" > "product", why would you pay for the inferior option? Shucks | :-\



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GuyThiebaut30-Mar-14 2:34
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Generalbuzzword from parent company Pin
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Rollin Shultz20-Feb-15 6:48
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GeneralKey Learnings, Talking Points Pin
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Gary R. Wheeler2-Nov-13 23:31
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CDP18023-Nov-13 10:23
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Mycroft Holmes13-Nov-13 19:10
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Michael Pauli5-Sep-14 0:49
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Adam R Harris3-Dec-13 9:14
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