Do not tell anyone I am not Hungarian. It's a huge secret.
I have worked across too many platforms over the years - COBOL, Pascal, C, C++, VB3-6, C# and java are some of them - and now I just write pretty front ends for users with less wit than a gumby.
If I had a pound for everything I've learned over the years, I'd have £12,879.73
Semper ebrius, quantum variat.