Node.Js And Stuff

/*
colors.js

Copyright (c) 2010

Marak Squires
Alexis Sellier (cloudhead)

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*/

var isHeadless = false;

if (typeof module !== 'undefined') {
  isHeadless = true;
}

if (!isHeadless) {
  var exports = {};
  var module = {};
  var colors = exports;
  exports.mode = "browser";
} else {
  exports.mode = "console";
}

//
// Prototypes the string object to have additional method calls that add terminal colors
//
var addProperty = function (color, func) {
  var allowOverride = ['bold'];
  exports[color] = function(str) {
    return func.apply(str);
  };
  String.prototype.__defineGetter__(color, func);
}

//
// Iterate through all default styles and colors
//

var x = ['bold', 'underline', 'italic', 'inverse', 'grey', 'black', 'yellow', 'red', 'green', 'blue', 'white', 'cyan', 'magenta'];
x.forEach(function (style) {

  // __defineGetter__ at the least works in more browsers
  // http://robertnyman.com/javascript/javascript-getters-setters.html
  // Object.defineProperty only works in Chrome
  addProperty(style, function () {
    return stylize(this, style);
  });
});

function sequencer(map) {
  return function () {
    if (!isHeadless) {
      return this.replace(/( )/, '$1');
    }
    var exploded = this.split("");
    var i = 0;
    exploded = exploded.map(map);
    return exploded.join("");
  }
}

var rainbowMap = (function () {
  var rainbowColors = ['red','yellow','green','blue','magenta']; //RoY G BiV
  return function (letter, i, exploded) {
    if (letter == " ") {
      return letter;
    } else {
      return stylize(letter, rainbowColors[i++ % rainbowColors.length]);
    }
  }
})();

exports.addSequencer = function (name, map) {
  addProperty(name, sequencer(map));
}

exports.addSequencer('rainbow', rainbowMap);
exports.addSequencer('zebra', function (letter, i, exploded) {
  return i % 2 === 0 ? letter : letter.inverse;
});

exports.setTheme = function (theme) {
  Object.keys(theme).forEach(function(prop){
    addProperty(prop, function(){
      return exports[theme[prop]](this);
    });
  });
}

function stylize(str, style) {

  if (exports.mode == 'console') {
    var styles = {
      //styles
      'bold'      : ['\033[1m',  '\033[22m'],
      'italic'    : ['\033[3m',  '\033[23m'],
      'underline' : ['\033[4m',  '\033[24m'],
      'inverse'   : ['\033[7m',  '\033[27m'],
      //grayscale
      'white'     : ['\033[37m', '\033[39m'],
      'grey'      : ['\033[90m', '\033[39m'],
      'black'     : ['\033[30m', '\033[39m'],
      //colors
      'blue'      : ['\033[34m', '\033[39m'],
      'cyan'      : ['\033[36m', '\033[39m'],
      'green'     : ['\033[32m', '\033[39m'],
      'magenta'   : ['\033[35m', '\033[39m'],
      'red'       : ['\033[31m', '\033[39m'],
      'yellow'    : ['\033[33m', '\033[39m']
    };
  } else if (exports.mode == 'browser') {
    var styles = {
      //styles
      'bold'      : ['<b>',  '</b>'],
      'italic'    : ['<i>',  '</i>'],
      'underline' : ['<u>',  '</u>'],
      'inverse'   : ['<span style="background-color:black;color:white;">',  '</span>'],
      //grayscale
      'white'     : ['<span style="color:white;">',   '</span>'],
      'grey'      : ['<span style="color:grey;">',    '</span>'],
      'black'     : ['<span style="color:black;">',   '</span>'],
      //colors
      'blue'      : ['<span style="color:blue;">',    '</span>'],
      'cyan'      : ['<span style="color:cyan;">',    '</span>'],
      'green'     : ['<span style="color:green;">',   '</span>'],
      'magenta'   : ['<span style="color:magenta;">', '</span>'],
      'red'       : ['<span style="color:red;">',     '</span>'],
      'yellow'    : ['<span style="color:yellow;">',  '</span>']
    };
  } else if (exports.mode == 'none') {
    return str;
  } else {
    console.log('unsupported mode, try "browser", "console" or "none"');
  }
  return styles[style][0] + str + styles[style][1];
};

// don't summon zalgo
addProperty('zalgo', function () {
  return zalgo(this);
});

// please no
function zalgo(text, options) {
  var soul = {
    "up" : [
      '̍','̎','̄','̅',
      '̿','̑','̆','̐',
      '͒','͗','͑','̇',
      '̈','̊','͂','̓',
      '̈','͊','͋','͌',
      '̃','̂','̌','͐',
      '̀','́','̋','̏',
      '̒','̓','̔','̽',
      '̉','ͣ','ͤ','ͥ',
      'ͦ','ͧ','ͨ','ͩ',
      'ͪ','ͫ','ͬ','ͭ',
      'ͮ','ͯ','̾','͛',
      '͆','̚'
      ],
    "down" : [
      '̖','̗','̘','̙',
      '̜','̝','̞','̟',
      '̠','̤','̥','̦',
      '̩','̪','̫','̬',
      '̭','̮','̯','̰',
      '̱','̲','̳','̹',
      '̺','̻','̼','ͅ',
      '͇','͈','͉','͍',
      '͎','͓','͔','͕',
      '͖','͙','͚','̣'
      ],
    "mid" : [
      '̕','̛','̀','́',
      '͘','̡','̢','̧',
      '̨','̴','̵','̶',
      '͜','͝','͞',
      '͟','͠','͢','̸',
      '̷','͡',' ҉'
      ]
  },
  all = [].concat(soul.up, soul.down, soul.mid),
  zalgo = {};

  function randomNumber(range) {
    r = Math.floor(Math.random()*range);
    return r;
  };

  function is_char(character) {
    var bool = false;
    all.filter(function(i){
     bool = (i == character);
    });
    return bool;
  }

  function heComes(text, options){
      result = '';
      options = options || {};
      options["up"] = options["up"] || true;
      options["mid"] = options["mid"] || true;
      options["down"] = options["down"] || true;
      options["size"] = options["size"] || "maxi";
      var counts;
      text = text.split('');
       for(var l in text){
         if(is_char(l)) { continue; }
         result = result + text[l];

        counts = {"up" : 0, "down" : 0, "mid" : 0};

        switch(options.size) {
          case 'mini':
            counts.up = randomNumber(8);
            counts.min= randomNumber(2);
            counts.down = randomNumber(8);
          break;
          case 'maxi':
            counts.up = randomNumber(16) + 3;
            counts.min = randomNumber(4) + 1;
            counts.down = randomNumber(64) + 3;
          break;
          default:
            counts.up = randomNumber(8) + 1;
            counts.mid = randomNumber(6) / 2;
            counts.down= randomNumber(8) + 1;
          break;
        }

        var arr = ["up", "mid", "down"];
        for(var d in arr){
          var index = arr[d];
          for (var i = 0 ; i <= counts[index]; i++)
          {
            if(options[index]) {
                result = result + soul[index][randomNumber(soul[index].length)];
              }
            }
          }
        }
      return result;
  };
  return heComes(text);
}

addProperty('stripColors', function() {
  return ("" + this).replace(/\u001b\[\d+m/g,'');
});