Handling Mouse Events and Simulating Push Buttons and List Boxes in a Win32 Console

"Points to Ponder"
"If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?"
"Would a fly without wings be called a walk?"
"Can you be a closet claustrophobic?"
"If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?"
"When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?"
"If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?"
"Why is the word abbreviation so long?"
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
"Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?"
"What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?"
"Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?"
"Is it possible to be totally partial?"
"What's another word for thesaurus?"
"When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?"