How to Create a Random Joke Generator in Java

"REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE"
" No one but their creator understands their internal logic."
" Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference."
" The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else."
" The message, Bad command or filename, is about as informative as  If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
" As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it."

About me:
I attended programming college and I have a degree in three most famous and successful programming languages. C/C++, Visual Basic and Java. So i know i can code. And there is a diploma hanging on my wall to prove it.
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I am a professional, I am paid tons of cash to teach or do software development. I am roughly 30 years old .

I hold lectures in programming. I have also coached students in C++, Java and Visual basic.

In my spare time i do enjoy developing computer games, and i am developing a rather simple flight simulator game
in the c++ programming language using the openGL graphics libray.

I've written hundreds of thousands of code syntax lines for small simple applications and games.