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No one ever reads these things so I'm going into silly mode.
 
Whilst living in a deciduous tree, one day I discovered the power of photosynthesis as it created small gleaming modules of pure energy upon a leaf.
 
On studying these energy globs closer I uncovered a rare but powerful form of digital nature. Harnessing the power of the local forest animals I was able to collect enough of this energy to power a small bioprocessor made from beehive remnants, twigs and badger spit.
 
A couple of translucent squirrels appeared before me one night proffering a long vine around which was wrapped strands of digital nature. Once I had hooked it up to my bioprocessor I began to discern the voices of the leafs in the forrest chatting all at once.
 
The need to understand all these wierd and wonderful things usually arose out of the need to talk to or fix them. Once I had learned how they all worked together I could tailor the forrest to my tastes....and get the football scores
 
Now all I think about is digital nature and translucent squirrels....run away now....while you can!
 
Stay away from drugs kids.
Member since Friday, April 6, 2001 (13 years, 3 months)

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