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Mordak works for us so we haven't had a breach - damn him!
Actually a nice guy but strict as hell - thank goodness!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Figuring out what algorithms could see D-Wave's annealer beat a regular computer. Just in case you get one as a gift soon
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Is this a solution in search of a problem?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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The cryptocurrency Bitcoin is limited by its astronomical electricity consumption and outsized carbon footprint. Bitchange? Bitpenny? BitIOU?
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A professor stated wrote: So, we assume everyone is honest A fool and his money..
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It takes recruiters six seconds to decide whether your resume stands out or not--here's what Microsoft recruiters say your resume needs to stand out. Is that a 'no' on the tangerine-coloured paper?
Also, having "10X programmer" it seems
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Whew. They had a heading called Quote: A reduced skills section.
Nobodies skills have been more reduced than mine. I should nail my next resume.
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Because if our resumes all meet the MS standard, it is easier for their LinkedIn division to parse them
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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This report aims to assist technical leaders in making mid- to long-term technology investment decisions, and to help individual developers identify popular programming languages and choose where to invest their valuable time and resources in terms of which new programming languages to learn and skills to develop. I predict there will be programming languages in October 2019
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Microsoft released an optional update KB4517211 for Windows 10 version 1903 a few days back and while the update fixed a number issue, some users are complaining that the optional non-security update broke their printers. "Here I go again on my own. Goin' down the only road I've ever known."
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In a strategy shift, Microsoft will make Extended Security Updates for Windows 7 available to smaller business customers, too, starting on December 1. Welcome to "pay-to-play"
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At this point, why not just take the last step, include W7 home; and make the paid patches available to anyone business or not.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Exactly. At $25 a machine, they’d have another great revenue stream.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Exactly. At $25 a machine, they’d have another great revenue stream.
... which can make up for the lost revenue as Win7 spies less than Win 10
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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We just released a GA version of .NET Core 3.0 that includes support for Windows Forms and WPF. And along with that release we’re happy to announce the first preview version of the Windows Forms Designer for .NET Core projects! Now you can code just like you did back in 2005 (but with new bugs!)
What a sexy product name!
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Leaker Evan Blass has spilled details about Windows 10X, said to be Microsoft’s fork of Windows 10 that’s built for dual-screen devices. I guess someone at Redmond wanted to put, "10x programmer" on their resume?
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Is choose machine learning courses online a good idea?
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let the machines choose for you
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this is not a forum for questions like that: it is a forum for news. take time to get familiar with the forums here.
in general, a very broad question like yours may not get a response. try and make your question specific, and include information about yourself relevant to the question. or, ask others what their specific experiences with ML courses is.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Nim is a compiled statically typed language focusing on efficiency, readability and flexibility, and the developers say Version 1.0 marks the beginning of a stable base and that future versions of Nim won’t break the code you have written with the current version. Because it's been ages since we had a new language (to complain about)
No, these aren't the Knights guys
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Support for various backends: it compiles to C, C++ or JavaScript so that Nim can be used for all backend and frontend needs. So I can program in NIM and compile to C so that I can compile to .....
Would that make this an extra-high level programming language?
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Playing games, literally, is a powerful way of facilitating creative thinking, because it can lower the barriers of established behavioural norms and routines by offering new rules and sometimes even new realities. Now to convince the boss that a new console would be a business expense
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I'd "reimagine" that article by adding another game to the list - Buzzword Bingo.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Personal Vault gives you an added layer of protection for your most important files, photos, and videos Just in case there's anything you want to keep completely private (just you and Microsoft... and any contractors with access... and maybe a government or three...)
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Tesla’s “Smart Summon” feature, which lets cars navigate themselves in parking lots, isn’t even out of beta yet. But Tesla owners are already using it in some mind-bogglingly stupid ways, Electrek reports. "Wizard's First Rule: people are stupid"
I was going to go with, "what's the worst that could happen", but some people may have felt that in bad taste
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