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Microsoft is reportedly having trouble getting some of the biggest names in tech to optimize their apps and add new features for 'AI PCs.' "I'm going off the rails on a crazy train"
Many times burned, many times+1 shy
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That is very good news. I hope they have LOTs of trouble with that and I have zero interest in an "AI PC", regardless of who makes it.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I wanted to reply something clever but now I have Ozzy Osbourne's voice and Randy Rhoades guitars using 100% of the available brainpower.
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
The shortest horror story: On Error Resume Next
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According to Luca Casonato on Twitter, every Chromium-based browser leaks information about your computer to domains owned by Google. Google spying on people? Inconceivable!
Maybe it's honest and not a built-in monitor, but it's not like they deserve the benefit of a doubt.
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I tend to wax a bit more conspiratorial/tinfoil-y about that.
Given historical information, it would be more surprising if at least some such things weren't directly the result of intelligence agencies kicking some cash and/or 'favors' their way if they'll build a better microphone.
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman’s Worldcoin project has launched a developer preview of World Chain, a new blockchain that claims to prioritise humans and scale with the growth of the Worldcoin ecosystem. Because everybody wants to rule the world (chain)
All of the head-scratchingness of other cryptocurrencies, with added name recognition!
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Fast forward X months....
It's the end of the world (chain) as we know it, and I feel fine.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Not interested until it features NFTs. Preferably one of a jackass eating its own tail. I'll bid one super-raspberry.
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C# 13 is starting to take shape with features that focus on flexibility, performance, and making your favorite features even better for everyday use. Lucky number 13 for your coding enjoyment
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A few devs versus the powerful forces of Redmond – who did you think was going to win? Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Redmond?
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What, are you alliterate or something?
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They better not be copying my stunning achievement:
for (i = 0; i < max; ++i)
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Wait, I think I just wrote that exact code not an hour ago. Do I owe you some royalty or something?
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Expletives fly as admins deal with recommendation to move to Power Automate workflows Because there's no connect in Teams
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We can thank the EU for this change. This is nothing more than Microsoft trying to unbundle Teams from Microsoft (Office) 365.
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All HP LaserJet e-series printers have been discontinued, and HP+ is now optional. One fewer reason to not buy HP
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When HP produces something as good as its early LaserJet series, I'll consider buying from then again. Until then, my Brother printer just keeps trucking along.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Not to worry, there are tons of other reasons why an HP printer should not be touched with a ten foot pole.
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HP hardware is worthless since at leat 20 years. I had a pre-built and a laptop made by them and they didn't last 8 months before critical component failures, both related to their abysmal quality and knock-off supplier.
EDIT: forgot about two company issued laptops from them, same fate: faulty mobos in both of them, one brand new.
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
The shortest horror story: On Error Resume Next
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Does the use of generative AI increase the gap between entry-level junior developers and senior developers? Won't someone think of the juniors?
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Have you ever struggled to understand what a commit was doing or why it was made? Because sometimes it takes an AI to figure out what the elephant that other coder was thinking
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Or, struggling understanding a commit and then realizing you did it.
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This new tool offers an easier way for people to analyze complex tabular data. Missing data? Have your AI invent some.
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Windows 11 is about to celebrate its third birthday. That also means that the initial release, version 21H2, and the first feature update, version 22H2, will soon be out of support. This OS will self-destruct...
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Good riddance to v21H2. v22H2 is decent.
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