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I guess they don't want Apple to register Apple Core; which would be dumb since you throw the core away.
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Chances of developing irregular heartbeat – atrial fibrillation – spikes up considerably with working more than 55 hours a week, research shows "Life is not a sprint; it's a marathon"
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Following its job hunting initiative announced back at Google I/O, the company today released a new tool to help small to mid-sized businesses recruit talent. Hire people like Google does?
Or does it just do a search and find all their ridiculous FB posts and LinkedIn lies?
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It rolled into fountain and drowned itself on Monday. Get yours for 7$ an hour!
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Reminds me of this[^]. An oldie, but a classic.
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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We'll call him "Marvin".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Next stop, turrets...
Turrets - Portal Wiki[^]
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Roboto-san!
FTFY
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Bloomberg sources understand that Google is gearing up toward using its quantum systems in a "faster, more powerful" computing service than it offers today. Insert credit card to collapse wave functions
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In today’s tech world, the developer is king — and we know it. But if you’re letting us reign over your app dev strategy, you might be in for some surprises, thanks to what we aren’t saying. Collect the full set!
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Companion writing: 109 management mistakes sinking your business.
It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact
That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties
To Viviparous Mama.
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Yeah, that was the feeling I got throughout this article. But it was late in the day, and my brain had already checked out.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: But it was late in the day, and my brain had already checked out. So, congratulations for your promotion from developer to manager!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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"We have less of a clue than we lead you to believe"
I've mostly experienced the opposite. I bluntly tell management that I've never done what they want, but will try. They they say something like "yeah, but you're smart and will figure it out."
"We’re obsessed with the flavor of the month"
This drives me crazy. Off the top of my head, I can't count the number of project issues I've had to deal with due to a previous developer using "the hot thing." And don't get me started on Microsoft's damn obsession with COM.
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It isn’t meant to be a full production framework like Flash or Silverlight, but rather a test to see what’s possible. Because we will never learn
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Maxim 14. "Mad Science" means never stopping to ask "what's the worst thing that could happen?"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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If you watch the presentation he links to it's not as horrific as you might imagine. It's quite slick, although at this stage, I can't see why you would want to do it. But I often think that about "new" stuff until someone describes a compelling scenario.
Kevin
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The tedious PowerPoint slide deck has become a well-worn cliché of numbing office life, the communication equivalent of a jammed copy machine, and the program has been blamed for everything from dumbing down university education to crippling the US military. Next slide, please?
I was shocked, SHOCKED to read that this study was funded by a competitor.
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Quote: When compared to Prezi, a cloud-based presentation startup that allows users to zoom in and out of a presentation, PowerPoint is... Here's to zooming out of presentations - specifically, that one!
It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact
That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties
To Viviparous Mama.
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“They will be offended, believing you’re trying to put them into a box,” Barlow, a French-Canadian, tells Quartz. “And they just don’t think it’s interesting to work for a living. There are other things they’d much rather talk about.”
The French got something right?
The ironic thing is, with the right audience, I love talking about tech, and as well some of the more colorful jobs I've had in tech, but there are definitely jobs, like the current one, that basically requires a temporary lobotomy every morning so I don't bore myself to death, given that for usually 7 out of 8 hours in the work day I'm the only one I'm talking to.
Marc
Latest Article - Create a Dockerized Python Fiddle Web App
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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An entire generation of PCs, most only three or four years old, are now unable to receive new feature updates to Windows 10. If Microsoft doesn't deliver a patch within the next six to nine months, those PCs could be cut off from security fixes. Does this mean they'll stop asking them to upgrade?
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Quote: The compatibility check that's part of the Windows Setup program gave this system a clean bill of health, but after downloading more than 3GB of setup files for the Creators Update, the upgrade failed, with the error message shown above.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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