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People stayed with Wells Fargo. And the news over the past several years has shown that people aren't the smartest......
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It's already been hacked. Worse, you can make simple configuration errors - like Microsoft did - and expose corporate data.
There is no way I would ever recommend "the cloud" for a production system. Development? sure.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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This is a milestone in the road to getting to the equivalent of a self-driving car but for a computer. It's sad when they grow up and don't need you anymore
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It began to learn in a exponentally rate, the night of the XXXX it became self aware...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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At what point does this become the same thing as a self-consuming bottle of water?
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Or a self-constipating constipator?
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The top five categories of Bad Bot attacks are fake account creation, account takeovers, scraping, account management, and in-product abuse. But I promise you that I'm a good bot
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Should we let them scan the 15.790.807 accounts in CP?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Somebody should tell the Gartner people...
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Are you a good bot, or a bad bot?
Oh, I'm not a bot at all. I'm Dorothy.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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The developers are revolting – at least, it seems that way if an increasingly fractious thread regarding Microsoft's .NET MAUI is anything to go by. Sorry, the devs are on the beach
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So... business as always in MS customer care hotline, doesn't it?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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After spending hours on a bug fix or a feature update, often the last thing we developers want to do is carefully explain the contents of the Git commit. For those that need an AI to write, "code change"
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Line X changed Y for Z
... rinse and repeat...
That's something I can do with a compare files between the two versions.
Or are they trying to say that it will be able to write down the why and what it solved automatically? Let me a bit about it, thanks
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Aimed at the office, Amazon Q can summarize docs and assist with programming tasks. "If I ask a very simple question, do you think you might be able to answer it without it troubling your intellect too much?"
Oh joy! Another, "give us access to all your docs and internal applications, and we'll *help* you" service. Where do I sign up?
"Amazon Q is priced at $20 per user per month, which is lower than Microsoft and Google's enterprise AI solutions, which are priced at $30 per user per month" A bargoon!
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "If I ask a very simple question, do you think you might be able to answer it without it troubling your intellect too much?" I do wonder... will it show a BSOD if the answer to that is "no"?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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A new musical composition represents data from three NASA telescopes as a piece that was performed by an orchestral ensemble "Beethoven tells you what it's like to be Beethoven and Mozart tells you what it's like to be human. Bach tells you what it's like to be the universe."
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Over the last few years, Microsoft has released its own lineup of Windows-based holiday ugly sweaters to help raise money for a number of good causes. Because nothing says the holiday season like a sweater that looks like the wallpaper on your parent's computer
edit: updated with what I hope is a better blurb
modified 28-Nov-23 15:30pm.
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Does wearing it make you slow and sluggish?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
modified 28-Nov-23 17:28pm.
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If it suddenly turned blue, that would be cool
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Darn! Sold out!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Quote: , Microsoft is giving $100,000 of its proceeds from the sweater sales to The Nature Conservancy organization. [sarcasm]woohoo[/sarcasm] So a company that makes millions (or billions?) in profit, is asking us to buy crap and then it donates a portion, and they still make money from the sales! What BS. (sorry, this may be an inappropriate rant, lol)
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To retain top tech talent, organizations must look beyond financial compensation to provide growth opportunities and wellbeing. "If you ever get annoyed, look at me I'm self-employed. I love to work at nothing all day"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: To retain top tech talent, organizations must look beyond financial compensation
Not for me they don't.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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"It seems to me I could live my life a lot better than I think I am"
In keeping with the Canadian lyrical theme.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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