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My favourite was:
Quote: I did an in-place repair install of Win 8.1 and have since found some other program settings changed back to defaults.
No sh*t, sherlock! That's kind of the point!
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Of course, as the app's being removed were using Undocumented APIs, there is pretty good reason to remove them.
Sadly, Windows 7 doesn't even try hard enough to remove malware.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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A new feature lets enterprises keep hot data on-premises and move cold data to the cloud. "Keeps the hot side hot, and the cool side cool."
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Quote: When a table is set up to use SQL Stretch Database, administrators can specify a length of time after which data is automatically moved from their on-premises SQL Server instance to Azure. Applications querying that database table will be able to see both the data stored on-premises and the data stored in Azure.
That functionality is key because it means that application developers shouldn't have to modify their work in order to take advantage of the feature -- administrators just need to enable it.
Really...
var GetTransaction(int id)
{
var allTheThings = RunMeSomeSql("SELECT * FROM AllCustomerTransactions");
var theOneIWant;
var foundIt = false;
foreach (var transaction in allTheThings)
{
if (transaction.id == id)
{
foundIt = true;
theOneIWant = transaction;
}
if (foundIt)
return theOneIWant;
else return new Transaction();
}
I can't wait to see how much faster my code'll run after this gets turned on.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Well, if you will insist on doing all your filtering on the client side
This space for rent
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That video is great, though only reinforces that the real weaknesses in security are human emotions.
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Emojicode allows users to build fast cross-platform applications while having fun. It is a static, strongly typed programming language and it is not afraid to look nice. {vomiting sad face}
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Is that "Hello, World!"?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Jaxenter: ....strongly typed programming language and it is not afraid to look nice.
If that looks nice, I must be the sexiest man alive!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Can I have some of that guy's spare time?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Syntax error: Expected ';)'
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...because (some people's) code isn't hard to read as it is
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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Looks like the creator of Emojicode is not the only person with too much time on their hands!
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Rob Grainger wrote: Looks like the creator of Emojicode is not the only person with too much time on their hands!
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I never realised the emoji's on the left of Code Project's editing panel was actually a toolbar of commonly used Emojicode commands.
Quite suitable for a site "For those who Emojicode".
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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"Personalized content" is a phrase so vague that it could mean just about anything. That quality makes it just about perfect for use by a patent troll. It's a good thing I own the patent on "gesture to express opinion about patent trolls"
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Google is rolling out a pilot program today that introduces a new way to pay cashiers — and it involves leaving your phone in your pocket. Is it called "cash"? I hear that works pretty well.
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Quote: Cashiers also have a way to detect what the person looks like and whether it’s the same person in the photo tied to a Google profile.
So by not uploading a picture to my Google account I can keep this malfeature disabled permanently? Sweet!
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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My friend Scott pointed out the towels in most hotels now have RFID tags to help with inventory control:
I also knew that my RSA Conference badge would have an RFID tag in it so it could be scanned on the expo floor:
Since I never leave home without my Proxmark3 in my assault pack it was time to get to work:
What I found out next is something I wasn’t expecting that made this whole thing a lot more interesting.
This is why most hotels won't touch security/hacker conventions with a 6 foot pole (or a 7 foot russian ).
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Where can I get one of those nifty scanners and programmers?
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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The Proxmark3 is available from Proxmark3.com[^] among others.
If he needed more stuff to pull off the hack is TBA.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Debugging Improvements in Visual Studio 2015, Parsing CSV Files in UWP Apps , Neural Network Regression, and even Introduction to SciPy Programming for C# Developers All the MSDN fit for print (this month)
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