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Am I the only one who read that headline and expected to see a laptop called "iExpress" that plays parody songs[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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No but I was thinking it would only run those prank programs of the late 80's and early 90's. You know the ones that would make it look like your screen was melting and the like.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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I previously wrote about starting a Go project in 2018. A lot has changed since I wrote that and I had been wanting to write an updated version. What follows should be enough for anyone new to Go to get started and ideally start them being productive. How to start a new Go project: go mod init mymodule
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1,
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Does it count?
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Collect $200.00?
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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I chortled. You're hired!
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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PyPI, the official third-party registry of open source Python packages has temporarily suspended new users from signing up, and new projects from being uploaded to the platform until further notice. Temporary suspension has been lifted, but add this to the pile of known PyPI abuse.
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Why do I think, that this should have been implemented way sooner?
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With the release of Bing Chat and its partnership with OpenAI, Microsoft has managed to place itself at the forefront of artificial intelligence (AI) and is outperforming tech rivals such as Google. As a result, most of the announcements made at the Microsoft Build 2023 developer conference relate to AI. And just to mix it up a little ... here's some more AI news.
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Microsoft has just made a pretty remarkable admission, essentially conceding that it doesn’t have a solution for some Windows 11 problems. 'Cause I remember all the times I tried so hard And you laughed in my face 'cause you held the cards I don't care anymore
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I can only say...
Windows 3.11, Windows NT, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows ME, Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Windows 8.x, Windows 10, Windows 11...
If Microsoft continues their "one Good, one Crappy" version serie... then the next one should be kind of usable again
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My absolute fave on the list was Windows 2000. Lightening fast and solid as a rock.
Win 7 was pretty good with Win 10 only slightly behind.
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Pour one out for WinRAR because Microsoft just announced Windows 11 will natively support RAR and a bunch of other archive formats that Windows users have been waiting decades for. WinRAR's massive revenue stream from all those registered users is going to dry up now.
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on of the first things to switch off asap to avoid new attack vectors... ... i wonder who was waiting for this for decades...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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I don't know... but if they have been preparing just a 10th of the time (just in case)... ASAP is not going to be fast enough.
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Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates believes the future top company in artificial intelligence will likely have created a personal digital agent that can perform certain tasks for people. If ChatGPT can automatically append "-quora" on to every Google search I make, I may think of switching.
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google search is already dead .. picai going ai ai... amazon naa... bill gates also said a virus ....
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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If ChatGPT wouldn't spit so many errors even in basic things...
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A couple of months ago, Microsoft added generative AI features to Windows 11 in the form of a taskbar-mounted version of the Bing chatbot. Starting this summer, the company will be going even further, adding a new ChatGPT-driven Copilot feature that can be used alongside your other Windows apps. Clippy 2.0
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Quote: Built-in ChatGPT-driven Copilot will transform Windows 11 starting in June Is it going to fix Windows Bugs from now on? It could be an improvement
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A team of theoretical physicists have discovered a strange structure in space-time that to an outside observer would look exactly like a black hole, but upon closer inspection would be anything but: they would be defects in the very fabric of the universe. Or, "A theorized defect in space time that appears to be a black hole."
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"My God! It's full of duct tape!"
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These are not "defects:" they are cavities caused by excessive junk-food binges on young sugar stars.
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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And how the can a "strage structure in space-time" be discovered?
Doesn't it imply some kind of paradox itself?
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