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Effective January 3, 2019, Microsoft is consolidating the Azure Developer certification path from two exams, AZ-200 and AZ-201, into one exam, AZ-203: Developing Solutions for Microsoft Azure. Now you can get right on that
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Cognitive load is important. I don’t expand much on this here, but if a programming language or a library makes me feel stupid, then I’m less likely to use it or like it. C++ does that a lot  "Now, I don't want to go on a rant here, but..."
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Aras Pranckevičius wrote: makes me feel stupid ...
Ipso facto, I rest my case.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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With its new release, pay-what-you-want OS project now has a pay-what-you-want app store. Just in case 2019 is your Year of Linux
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Does anyone have those things that you download multiple times, over a longish period of time, but never, ever install?
This is one of mine.
There is absolutely no doubt whatsoever that I've overpaid for it.
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In a new book, veteran programmer Adam Barr explains why it happens and how to fix it "The best laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft agley"
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Engineers should let developers write software.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Founder and CEO Elon Musk teased the possibility in a picture posted to Twitter, captioned simply “Stainless Steel Starship.” "Everything's shiny, Captain. Not to fret."
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0. Rich guy talks bollocks about something that's not real
1. Everyone clicks link
I really think we need a paradigm shift, here.
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I know I need this paradigm:
0. Poor guy posts link
1. Everyone clicks
2. Poor guy gets rich 
TTFN - Kent
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For some reason, I read that with an African accent.
I can't think why.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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it's because you develop eunuchs.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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You know what they say about building software: It’s not just a job—it’s a passion. "Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
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So that's why there are so many pron sites!
It's not because anyone visits them!
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Apache NetBeans (incubating) 10.0 is the second major release of the Apache NetBeans IDE. Cool beans to some
And a demonstration of just how slow the news is this week. (At least news that doesn't have "Top 10 {foo} for 2018" in the title)
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Sorry, but I couldn't possibly use a product that constantly reminds me of Blazing Saddles[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The end of the year is rolling around and it’s time to remind everyone about that yyyy works the way you think it does and YYYY does not. Frickin' dates, how do they work?
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If we hit enough click-bait news sites with this, we might all get another Y2K bonus!
Who's got fb and twitter accounts?
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For the last 24 years, computer science legend Donald Knuth has been delivering an annual Christmas lecture at Stanford University, where he’s a professor emeritus. One wise man bringing gifts
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This is one of those things where I'm jealous of people who've never watched any, because they've got them all to enjoy as new.
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Employees aren't the best at security, while the decision-makers trust them too much, new report states. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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IT Pro Portal wrote: Employees aren't the best at security, while the decision-makers trust them too much
Forgive me for pointing out the obvious, but doesn't the above translate to "decision-makers make bad decisions"?
Jes' sayin'.
Che colpa ne ha la gatta se la padrona è matta?
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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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When you connect the holodeck to the navigation computer...
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We recently posed the question to the CodeProject.com audience: “How often do you shoot down product tool choices your manager / team lead presents to your team?”. It only came in blue or tan
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