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I know lots of non-technical people who seem to have no trouble at all producing code, if their boss requires it of them.
They start with "Hey, Mark, could you...?"
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Forrest claims: I’ve been saying for awhile now that we’re getting close to a crisis point in the IT world.
We been hearing that since MS Access hit the market.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: We been hearing that since MS AccessLotus123 hit the market.
FTFY (and I wouldn't be surprised if the same could be said of even older spreadsheets).
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Dan Neely wrote: FTFY (and I wouldn't be surprised if the same could be said of even older spreadsheets).
It wasn't said of DBase IV 
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To summarize; the author is panicking about a reduction in jobs that did not exist 30 years ago. (Yeah, he eventually gets around to--the onus is on you to learn new skills.)
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all the jobs are actually taken over by outsourcing companies who have or say they have the new buzz word is place..like going digital ai automation driverless cars future aug reality block chain hololens...etc
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Software development has been getting easier and easier as computing technology has evolved. Here's what developers need to know and do to stay relevant. If everyone is a dev, then no one is a dev?
Wasn't there an article recently about how great the prospects are for developers?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Wasn't there an article recently about how great the prospects are for developers?
Two, in fact.
But they were from companies that provide dev training.
itprotoday makes its money by advertising to non-dev IT people, who don't want to learn to be devs.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Here's what developers need to know and do to stay relevant.
As in, actually become a competent software developer, not just one that can make a few clicks in the IDE and claim to have developed a website?
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Marc Clifton wrote: not just one that can make a few clicks in the IDE and claim to have developed a website?
You forgot asking for "Codezz plzz... it's urgnt"
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If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Software development for easy problems is getting easier. Enough of the hand wringing; that's good thing. A lot of stuff surrounding hard problems is getting easier, but it still takes brains and experience to solve them. (DevOps has little, if anything, to do with this, but when a reporter runs out of words, it provides filler.)
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javascript is still alive..whats this writer complaining about...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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A library that I work on often these days, meshoptimizer, has changed over time to use fewer and fewer C++ library features, up until the current state where the code closely resembles C even though it uses some C++ features. Didn't this get decided decades ago?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Didn't this get decided decades ago?
If you're saying that they're slow off the mark, I'll have no option but to groan miserably.
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Dropping std::vector Quote: substantially improved performance of unoptimized builds
Well no sh*t Sherlock.
I've run across this before and it completely misses the boat. One major point of "higher" level languages is that you gain maintainability and reduction of bugs (due, in part, to using very tested code versus rolling your own for everything) at the price of some performance.
The "it takes longer to build" just makes me laugh when I remember four hour build times of C-based projects which were smaller than my recent projects, but which build several magnitudes faster. And again, you trade off build times for checking in debug builds and faster execution in release builds.
What I don't understand is why the author stopped at 'C'. Assembly not only builds lightning fast, it's generally as fast in "debug" mode as "release" mode. Never mind that it will take you 8 hours to write, versus 2 hours for C and all of 2 seconds in C++ (since you aren't implementing anything, just using what someone else wrote for you.)
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In a stunning bit of transparency, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella confirmed that Cortana will never be competitive with Amazon Alexa or Google Assistant. So it will instead be recast as a skill for those more popular assistants, as has long been rumored. She joins Bob, Clippy, and the Microsoft Agent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: She joins Bob, Clippy, and the Microsoft Agent
... kin, courier, origami, windows vista, windows 8, windows phone, zune, the msn watch, bob (their bob, not our Bob!), playforsure, terraserver, windows live, internet explorer, and, hopefully soon, the effluent interface and windows 10.
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It's fun to mock Microsoft, but I do give credit that they are willing to take the dog out back, shoot it, dismember it and burn the remains. Meanwhile Google ties the dog up and lets it starve to death and then denies that it's dead.
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what were they even-thinking...this happens when you are late in the game...especially with the new windows releases cycles and showing features down consumer throats to test...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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List of impacted devices includes PS4, Xbox One, Samsung Chromebooks, and Microsoft Surface devices. Why?! Fie!
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OK, two points:
0: it's on zdnet, so it's just another of their overblown click-bait scare stories.
1: They're right, for once!
Don't panic, Mr. Mainwaring!!![^]
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Windows 10 Mobile will receive its last patches and security updates on December 10 this year, as Microsoft winds down the last remaining bit of development on its smartphone platform. "Beautiful friend, this is the end"
The Live Tiles are no more, they are bereft of life
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windows 10 mobile?
What's that, then?
Honestly! If you blink, these days, you can miss a lot!
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Private tweets sent by users of Twitter's Android app could have been exposed publicly for years. "Never put anything on the internet you don't want your grandmother to read"
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No problem.
As soon as a certain person who lives in a certain-coloured house realises that the twitter archive can and will be used against him in a court of law, he'll order the whole thing destroyed, and blame that other bunch of people that he blames for everything he does.
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