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Mark_Wallace wrote: 127.0.0.1 facebook.com www.facebook.com subdomain1.facebook.com
... and what about fb.com?
And how many more?
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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Most of them just redirect to facebook.com, so they're automatically blocked.
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The Department of Defense (DoD) wants to save you from poor Agile development practices. Because when you think 'agile', think of the people that define standards for how they will standardize standard definitions
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But I think they're getting mixed up.
What they mean by AGILE is probably another army initialism, like SNAFU, and someone in the pentagon thinks it's how we describe dev work.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: What they mean by AGILE is probably another army initialism, like SNAFU, and someone in the pentagon thinks it's how we describe dev work.
No, SNAFU is the DoD's implementation of waterfall. DoD AGILE upgrades SNAFU to FUBAR and combines it with BOHICA into a new Cluster![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Quote: A team that treats meeting requirements “as more important than getting something useful into the field as quickly as possible” should also fix its priorities as soon as possible.
and therein lies the problem with agile - "Get something out as quickly as possible" SMH
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I was going to post the same quote. My comment would be (or is) something like:
"Yeah. Give them that bio-rhythm. At least they'll have something right away. That should keep their customer's investments safe."
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I would claim that my jaw dropped when I saw it mention that concentrating on requiremens was secondary to getting something out of the door - but nothing really surprises me nowadays.
Oops, I am late again for my meeting with the flying pig rainbow unicorn.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Hey, the A-Team were all experienced soldiers, and they're proof of the pudding!
A huge volume of lead flying out of the barrel is way more important than hitting anything!
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The technology giant appears to be quietly building laser satellites for global communications I guess those "unlike" buttons will finally have some effect
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Zuckerberg's been practicing his "We meet again, Mr. Bond" for years, in preparation.
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I can hear my grandpa now "Back in my day saddle light meant you threw a blanket on a horse"... I guess with satellites ol' zucker can be even more invasive by creating facebook pages for those that don't have them.(count me as one of those)
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Space lasers!
What happened to sharks with frickin laser beams?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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The CLR makes heavy use of a technique known as stack walking (or stack crawling). This involves iterating the sequence of call frames for a particular thread, from the most recent (the thread’s current function) back down to the base of the stack. Developer wanted: must enjoy long stack walks on the (data) breach
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Developer wanted: must enjoy long stack walks on the (data) breach
As long as they're not recursive; I don't have a lot of luck walking backward.
I especially shouldn't have done it when I'd just cleaned the upstairs windows.
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The tech talent gap is biting most of the 1,000 technical hiring managers responding to a recent survey. And 40% of job postings have unrealistic requirements?
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My fault.
I shouldn't have commented on the zdnet site that I couldn't find anyone with 20 years experience in C#.
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As it was released in 2000, your wish may soon come true.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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But then there will be loads of people with 20 years' experience.
I only want the best, so I'll demand 25.
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Just 40%?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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60% are willing to lie on their resume and claim 15 years of AWS, 20 years of C# and 10 years of Swift if that's what the HR droid entered in the job req. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I think the discussion is about the unreasonable requirements on job postings, such as "5+ years of experience with Asp.Net Core 2.1" (I actually saw that in a job posting last November).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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and I think the only reason a much larger share of hiring managers and their HR drones aren't complaining about the problem is that they get an applicant who is willing to tell whatever lies they need to to get past the automated screening checks impossible requirements.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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That's always been a problem though...
A few years back, I was trying to find a job through a head hunter, and they tried to get me to pad my resume to better fit a job posting, and I told them I wouldn't do it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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“I think to be a well-informed citizen in the 21st century, you need to know a little bit about this stuff [AI] because you want to be able to participate in the debates. You don’t want to be someone to whom AI is sort of this thing that happens to you. You want to be an active agent in the whole ecosystem,” he said. I guess it's back to the 19th century for me
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