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I thought they were called Scapio and GoatFix.
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Digital cameras have been used to reconstruct rough images of hidden objects just by analysing light that bounces off a wall. Or you could ... you know, go around the corner?
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They'll get no attention at all, because they didn't mention AI.
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We use mirrors for that; very low electricity-usage and real-time feedback.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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and immune to lasers. 
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Hmmmm. You've just given me some food for thought.
From memory, lasers that are above a certain limit of power can do funky things to the air they travel in. Wonder if you could aim a stupid powerful one at a mirror and have the altered air damage the surface, at which point you could reduce power and go-for-gold. Yep, looks like a winner - Laser-induced breakdown spectroscopy seems to rely on the phenomenon I was thinking of - namely the ability to create a super-heated plasma from the air by laser-pumping.
Hitting the surface of a laptop-drive with an HV source (think taser) is fun. It leaves the surface rough to the touch since the glass fractures from the tremendous localised heat.
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...or a mirror?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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In a series of matches streamed on YouTube and Twitch, AI players beat the humans 10 games in a row. In the final match, pro player Grzegorz “MaNa” Komincz was able to snatch a single victory for humanity. Zergs leading the Zergs
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Yeah, well, I'd kick their digital @rses in a singing-in-the-shower competition!
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modified 24-Jan-19 20:43pm.
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Growing up, my little sister would invite us to play "The Lava Game." Only my sister knew where the lava was at any given time and by extremely deep strategy and tactics and just good game play, it was never where she was. I challenge an AI to beat that game.
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That reminds me of someone...
Oh yeah.
My rotten sod of a sister.
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as someone already pointed out in a previous related news...
Teaching the computers how to beat our asses... what could be wrong?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The database included highly sensitive financial data on customers who have taken out loans with U.S. banks What's the worst that could happen?
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in the companies defense they just forgot to put a password on the database. Passwords are a fairly new concept right up there with block chain. Totally understandable.
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TechCrunch wrote: TechCrunch has learned that the vendor is New York-based company OpticsML. Efforts to reach the company were unsuccessful. Its website is offline and its phone number was disconnected from service.
Why would they need a web-site, now that they're stinking rich from all the commission they got from "users" of the data?
And their new phone number has a 689 country code.
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Today we asked the Supreme Court of the United States to review our long-running copyright dispute with Oracle over the use of software interfaces. The outcome will have a far-reaching impact on innovation across the computer industry. Melodramatic company is melodramatic
(and probably more than a little hypocritical)
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Quote: The outcome will have a far-reaching impact on innovation across the computer industry
Translation: "The outcome will affect how much money we owe Oracle."
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We're so lucky that Big Brother Kim Jong Un google is there to look after our every need!
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Hmm, so is the full name "Kim Google Un" or "Kim Jong Google"?
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Being ready for a job change is smart planning, and it's never too early to start. Here are things to consider if you're planning a move (or a move is being planned for you). Because if you fail to plan... I forget where I was going with this one.
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I am planning... my retirement.
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Lucky man! I'm still at the dreaming about my retirement stage
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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So, the tl;dr is:
0. Keep a spylog, so you can sue your employer
1. Spend half your time on social media
2. Screw your employer for as much expensive training as possible
3. Make sure you screw every penny you can out of them when you leave
He gave the article the wrong title. It should have been:
Your Guide to being the Perfect Employee/Colleague
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