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Choose:
0. Old stuff has to be replaced with the latest technology as soon as possible!
1. If it ain't broke...
You've had your cake and eaten it for far too long! Now pick one and stick to it!
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In a scientific first, Columbia neuroengineers have created a system that translates thought into intelligible, recognizable speech. My thoughts could never be considered "intelligible"
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techxplore wrote: Experts, trying to record and decode these patterns, see a future in which thoughts need not remain hidden inside the brain
What a wonderful, benevolent gift, that could never be abused or used for ill purpose.
Do these great brain-experts ever use their brains to think, just for a moment, just what it is they're doing?
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being a TARGETED INDIVIDUAL I know this kind of technology already exists 
Remote Neural Monitoring (RNM)
What exactly is Remote Neural Monitoring? - Quora
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
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So, my tinfoil hat isn't such a bad idea after all. 
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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No official announcement from Microsoft, but rumors and alleged descriptions of what it will be like have surfaced since December. This is a stripped-down OS; Windows on a budget. For now, the new flavor is being dubbed Windows Lite but the name may indeed change. Windows 7 2.0?
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So it's windows for phones and tablets -- which is what they should have done all along, instead of forcing desktop and laptop users to suffer a stinking, ridiculous phone-interface gui.
I despair of these bloody idiots, I really do.
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They're out of their :elpehant:ing minds. Even when Edge was running their in house engine 2GB of ram would be a very marginal platform (and Edge was a relative miser at ram consumption); with Edge turning into just another Chrome clone they've guaranteed that the most heavily used class of application will crush the system and grind it to a halt as it desperately tries to swap data on and off of the glacially slow 32gb eMMC the 2gb ram race to the bottom turds will be crippled with.
Maybe they can mitigate the issue by going back to the IE6 model of only 1 page per browser instance and make their new browser a single instance app. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A major flaw in Apple’s FaceTime feature allowing callers to eavesdrop on call recipients was widely publicized yesterday, close to three months after the flaw may have been introduced. They were busy testing all the dongles their users need?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: They were busy testing all the dongles their users need?
Apple fanbois don't have dongles.
It's dongle envy that makes them buy apple.
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I'll wager that like Microsoft, they think automated testing replaces human testing.
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By "automated testing", do you mean "automated forced updates, so the suckers can do our testing for us"?
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Microsoft CTO Kevin Scott recently gave an interview to Fortune magazine discussing about Microsoft’s future, challenges related to AI, and more. Icons!
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Well, if the CTO spouts such utter drivel, you can't blame the workforce for the disaster than ms has become.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Icons!
Maybe they'll have color?
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Replace 'music' with 'color,' 'country' with 'white,' and western with 'black.' Here.
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The next release of F#, F# 4.6, will most notably bring anonymous record types and structs to the language, along with a few additions to the standard library. Ask for them by name!
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So you call a function with:
YouThereOverOnTheLeft()
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Mark_Wallace wrote: YouThereOverOnTheLeft()
More like:
onTheLeft |> overThere <| you
Latest Article - Slack-Chatting with you rPi
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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The machine triumphed in DARPA’s Cyber Grand Challenge, where teams automated white-hat hacking Yeah, well I think I can add bugs faster than it can fix them
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Sounds like a twisted version of Paul Bunyan!
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HackerRank released its 2019 Developer Skills Report, which found 68 percent of developers say nothing irks them more than being unsure of what is expected of them. And a pony
And I think we're more likely to get a pony.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: what is expected of them
Expect 'em to be grumpy and complain a lot, and they'll never let you down.
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I always define the rolls clearly. Its either a dinner roll, kaiser roll, or when I've got that sweet tooth, I ask for a cinnamon roll.
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It is my experience that the project teams and managers don't have the proper instruction and experience writing good user stories and/or requirements. Therefore, it is only appropriate that developers feel this way. It's a no brainer.
Also, this can be attributed to the client not being 100% sure what they want, when they want it. Which equates to extremely poor/vague requirements, etc.
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