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I can hardly wait to continue to ignore it.
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That sounds... familiar for some reason 
TTFN - Kent
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Just ignore it.
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"If I promise you the Moon and the Stars, would you believe it"
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: "If I promised you the Moon and the Stars, would you believe it hand over every possible scrap of personal data, so that I can use it to abuse you and everyone you know with unwanted advertising?"
Typo corrected.
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But that doesn't fit the meter. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Meter?
Feh!
Free verse is the medium of all the lazy good poets, these days!
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Java SE 12 is here and even though it’s not an LTS release, it definitely brings some important features to the table. Let’s have a look at the highlights of this new release. I can hardly wait to continue to ignore it
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When anyone mentions a java machine, the last thing I think of is sitting down and coding.
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I've already started ignoring it. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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And what do you look forward to?
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I'm old, so the simple things, like being able to take a decent dump without having to strain so hard that it affects the earth's orbital path around the sun. And bedtime. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I must say, their switch expressions are readable than those coming in with C#.
C#...
int getValue() { ... }
...
int x = getValue() switch {
1 => 1,
2 => 2,
_ => 0,
};
Java...
int value = switch (getValue()) {
case 1: break 1;
case 2: break 2;
default: break 0;
};
A bit more verbose, but definitely more readable.
Ideally, I would like to see Java's approach for the switch, but C#'s for the cases.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Mirai, the virulent Internet of Things malware that delivered record-setting denial-of-service attacks in 2016, has been updated to target a new crop of devices, including two found inside enterprise networks, where bandwidth is often plentiful, researchers said on Monday.
As always, remember the 'S' in IoT stands for security.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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These bloody trainers!
Why can't I stop dancing?!?
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I believe they are rebranding IOT to the Internet Delivered Information Of Things.
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And all running on the Platform of Wireless Network Devices
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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How to be a pro graphic designer and impress your friend in 5 minutes?!
Use Nvidia AI!
modified 19-Mar-19 0:24am.
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 Friggen' Amazing!
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Now, that has got potential!
But what it doesn't have is a download button 
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Yeah.. I even google for it.. it's private beta, apparently! 
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UK signals intelligence agency GCHQ, celebrating its centenary, has released emulators for famed World War II-era cipher machines that can be run within its web-based educational encryption app CyberChef. Just in case ROT13 doesn't do it for you
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Last autumn, JetBrains surveyed more than 1,500 Java developers on their learning patterns and preferences and the results are in! Let’s have a look at some interesting highlights. If your code's broke, why bother fixing it?
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You had me convinced at "Most Java developers don’t..."
You could make a game of that, with really high points awarded to people who pick things that aren't true.
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