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Is it that their stakeholders could not differentiate between natural intelligence and artificial intelligence?
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Are we not speaking about human idiocy?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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It needs to use blockchain somehow.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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the amount of fraud in these buzzwords..unaccountably unauditable ...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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We have all seen the error message, after an app crash, when Windows futilely announces that it is checking for a solution to the problem, usually without any results. for(int i=0;i
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Essentially, then, it gets added to a finite FiFo queue of bug reports that no-one ever does anything with.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Amazon's Rekognition system wrongly matched one in five Californian politicians with images from a database of 25,000 wanted criminals' mugshots in tests by the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU). Sounds about right
(Without any desire to be political, just glib)
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Most politicians belong in criminal databases.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Sorry, I don't understand.
What do they mean by "wrongly"?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They matched hard criminals with a politician database, but at the sight of politicians everybody got sick and the criminals complained they wanted to go back to their solitary cells.
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Most of the industry is now sold on the idea that pushing code to production on a Friday is a bad practice. Weekends are overrated?
Or just fear every code deployment? (Hi Chris!  )
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Kent continues his "dumb sh*ts write articles using the opposite day game" series.
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At my last job there was a policy to do only one release per month because the "implementation manager" would be too busy otherwise (this was an "Agile" environment, mind you) 
I'm all for constantly deploying every new feature or bug fix as soon as it's available, even on Fridays.
Because if you can pull that off you're doing something right.
I've done plenty of releases on Fridays.
Although, when customers could go and ask questions, like a complete makeover, I'd wait until Monday, but only because you're fully staffed to answer customer questions for the next few days.
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We don't do Friday deployments.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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In this article, I'm going to show you how you can use a few configuration files to box up and ship your entire development environment minus your bad taste in dubstep. "The Cloud is just like the River, except they're not compatible in any way. "
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "The Cloud is just like the River, except they're not compatible in any way. "
.. and one is transparent, because it's made up of water, and the the other is a different colour, because it's made up of... something to do with male bovines; it slips my mind, for the moment.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ignore that it still uses f**king Git.
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Suprema’s Biostar 2 system is used to secure buildings around the world This is why my fingerprints were on that crime scene
Yeah... that's the ticket
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I don't know about anyone else, but I'm having a sh1t time, trying to encrypt my fingertips and face.
I can barely pick up a bacon sandwich, and the doorman at my hotel keeps giving me funny sideways looks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Multiple implementations of the HTTP/2 protocol are vulnerable to attacks that could consume sufficient resources to cause a denial-of-service (DoS) condition on unpatched servers. Half a protocol, half the security
Oh wait, didn't I use that "joke" recently?
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OMG!!! DOES THIS MEAN MY GEOCITIES SITE MIGHT NOT BE SEENABLE BY ITS ONE VIEWER PER YEAR?!?!?!?!?!?
I think that it's reasonably safe to assume that this problem is not a problem for major and professional sites.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft withholding updates from machines with Symantec software, because it cannot handle SHA-2 certificates and does stupid things. That's understandable - I can't handle SHA-2 hashes either
edit: fixed the title
modified 14-Aug-19 17:08pm.
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I'm pretty sure that the brilliant Peter Norton, who saved us all so much pain and effort in years past, is no longer happy to have his name associated with symantec "products".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think that's why he's been in hiding for so long
TTFN - Kent
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A recently released report revealed while organizations are beginning to increase their application testing efforts, their remediation rates are falling. I thought TDD was just to find the bugs?
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