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The potential for wasting taxpayers' money and greed don't really need to be researched, do they?
Why bother researching things that are 100%?
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It's not 100%; there's always a retard trying to do the right thing.
..but otherwise you are right. For 99.999999999901%.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Interesting stuff. I wouldn't have expected such clear-cut results, especially in the test to see if locomotion can cause ethical failures.
Nothing will be done with it, of course. People who don't have any sense can't see sense, even if it's put right in front of their noses.
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Eh, moving slowly just makes things break slower 
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We’re introducing an easier and more seamless way to work with GitHub from the command line—GitHub CLI, now in beta. Say Hello to the new command-line, same as the old command-line
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Proposed contract allows Verisign to raise registration fees 7 percent per year. Sounds like a dot-con
I guess Verisign has to make up for all those people not paying (through the nose) for certificates
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Well, they'll just have to work 70% (the eventual total) harder at providing cr@p customer support.
Talk about money for nothing.
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Artificial intelligence and machine learning aren’t the only changes to expect in QA, but they’re a big part of it. If we test with AI, will only the dumb bugs get through?
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Security firm discovers what appears to be one of Emotet's most dangerous modules. We shall call it the 'coffee-shop virus'
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Software doesn't spontaneously generate new capabilities; it a brute force attack on nearby WiFi networks. It merely proves that a weak password gives weak security.
"Correct Horse Battery Staple" 
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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zdnet wrung their hands and wailed: it relies on users utilizing weak passwords for their WiFi networks
So you can stop reading at that point.
Amazing, isn't it, that giving your phone number, mother's maiden name, etc, to google et al has never proved to be anywhere near as effective as using a sensible password?
And biometrics in a business environment can be an administrative nightmare.
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We've all shared the frustration—software updates that are intended to make our applications run faster inadvertently end up doing just the opposite. Uh..the programmers?
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Statistical analysis of the data collected over five years shows the problem to be microsoft.
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I think you might owe me a new monitor. I have to see if I can get the coffee out of this one.
TTFN - Kent
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Well, a good wipe-down every now and then doesn't hurt a monitor.
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Forsooth! The Oracle Speaks! (as in the CS dude)
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Every so often, a tweet goes viral showing someone making a beat by wielding two barcode scanners in front of a sheet of assorted line patterns. It's all fun and games until you get the bill after checkout
And by 'fun and games', I mean, 'unce unce unce'
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Cheers!
I've been looking for downsides to barcodes, to convince people to use other tech. This'll work a treat!
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The special orders suggest that the FTC is honing in on the question of how Big Tech companies use acquisitions to amass power and how the data from acquired companies are used. No takies-backsies!
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CNBC said: The commission voted 5-0 to issue special orders to review the past mergers.
Wow.
They really did a bad job of buying off, scaring, and intimidating the commissioners!
Maybe they should start taking advice on how to run a business from honest people.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Maybe they should start taking advice on how to run a business from honest people.
Where exactly should one find such an enigma?
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It comes as no surprise that the guidance computers aboard the Apollo 11 spacecraft were impossibly primitive compared to the pocket computers we all carry around 50 years later. I'm over the moon about this news
But I still don't think anyone's going to land anything based on their USB charger.
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Sure, but the Apollo missions squeezed every microgram of usage out of the kit.
Chargers use prefabricated, multipurpose chips that are cheap to manufacture in huge numbers; they probably don't use a hundredth of the computing power that's available to them.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Chargers use prefabricated, multipurpose chips that are cheap to manufacture in huge numbers; they probably don't use a hundredth of the computing power that's available to them.
So bloatware
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heh. That's one way of looking at it.
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