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No, surgeons are going to call what they do OpsOps. The nurses who tend to you afterwards are going to be PostOpsOps.
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And then, when everything is some form of 'ops' they'll come up with a new concenpt where ops is old school, and call it 'NoOps'
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I told our DBAs about this, and they laughed.
I remember laughing too, and now it's not f*ckin funny.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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> Gartner defines DataOps as “a collaborative data manager practice, really focused on improving communication, integration, and automation of data flow between managers and consumers of data within an organization,”
Manager flow. Just what we need more of. 
Latest Article - Azure Function - Compute Pi Stress Test
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Those of us using PL/SQL with join up to become PLOPS.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Studies show that facial recognition technology frequently has higher error rates for minorities "You were just a face in the crowd, out in the street walking around"
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I knew that Nixon mask would come in useful, one day.
I'll have to get it out from under the sink.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So the standard now is that if there is one flaw, an item can't be sold.
AI researchers prove once again that they are morons.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: So the standard now is that if there is one flaw, an item can't be sold.
One major flaw in a core function, sure.
That's how it works with cars, toothbrushes, coffee cups, and everything else.
Too many software houses have been immune to the consequences of inadequate QA for too long a time, but this is a "major flaw in a core function" that could result in people's lives being completely ruined for no reason at all.
I say: pull the plug.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Too many software houses have been immune to the consequences of inadequate QA for too long a time, but this is a "major flaw in a core function" that could result in people's lives being completely ruined for no reason at all.
I say: pull the plug.
where do we sign?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Studies show that facial recognition technology frequently has higher error rates for minorities
I didn't read the article, but surely minority is subjective to where you are, so why not just train the AI across ethnic locations, or is that too simplistic.
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I did read the article, the sub-headline is erroneous.
The gist is that the software is particularly dysfunctional when dealing with darker skinned people and females.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Coders wield remarkable influence over our everyday lives. How do they think about the world? They sound like great people that I'd like to meet
Maybe just online though.
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Could we start by defragging France and Wales?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Good interview - worth a read.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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"We want to make everybody a developer."
Oh crap...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You sound surprised?! 
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The reason people AREN'T developers is because they're not wired for it, and/or have no interest in being one. People like that that are given the tools are more of a liability than anything else.
Did you notice that the vast majority of the feature presenters in the video were women? And not only women, but reasonably attractive women. So, even if you're pretty, you can be a programmer too.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Working in an office with nothing but dudebro's as cow-orkers sucks. I'm in favor of demolishing anything real or imagined that might convince otherwise qualified women to stay out of our field.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: I'm in favor of demolishing anything real or imagined that might convince otherwise qualified women to stay out of our field.
That would be fine if it weren't for the modern-day gender fluidity acceptance the liberal left insists that we accept.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I really cannot understand why the reactionary right are such snowflakes about how other people want to express their sexuality.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I don't know why anything you said should convinced MS Dev, PM and Marketing to change their mission statement?! 
modified 3-Apr-19 11:08am.
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Okay, I'm glad the main dude is getting his teeth straightened but man, is it distracting.
And can you really trust someone who drink Diet Pepsi?
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Yeah, who is this Scott guy anyway?!
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