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I can't wait until they put all their brilliant ideas together, to elevate themselves as high as IDIOTs.
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Of all my "predictions" to actually take effect. 
Why not the one about becoming idle rich? 
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Why not the one about becoming idle rich?
I forsee that happening in exactly 3 years and 7 months. 
/ravi
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Idle's easy; it's the "rich" bit that can take a bit of work.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Giving new meaning to #InternetOfShit
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Benchmarks reveal better connection speeds and smaller memory footprint for Rustls library, compared to OpenSSL. You mean starting from scratch they were able to build something better?
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Remember that it's ZDNET, so they're probably just setting groundwork for a horror story, later.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This feature allows Microsoft to slowly roll out new features without releasing entirely new builds. Their features have been out of control until now.
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I suppose they test is as they did until now... Rolling it out to the users without asking for permission and letting them to beta test the "improvements"
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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It's really remarkable how long they've been going on adding "new features" that, for the most part, have been completely worthless to 99% of windows users, but which break functionality that 99% of windows users found useful.
My migration to linux has begun. I don't mind being given "New, Great Features!" that I don't need, but the fact that every New, Great Feature breaks ten "older, but more efficient and less distracting features" has gone too far beyond the pale.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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One of the newest papers from Google parent company Alphabet’s DeepMind (“Efficient Video Generation on Complex Datasets”) details recent advances in the budding field of AI clip generation. You mean those videos on YouTube aren't faked already?
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"we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy."
And, of course, pussies falling off of the AI Internet of Things.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It often cracked the puzzle in just 20 moves. Then they came for our novelty maths toys, and I did nothing
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When we use browsers to make medical appointments, share tax returns with accountants, or access corporate intranets, we usually trust that the pages we access will remain private. I guess those browsers not supporting extensions are having the last laugh
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So the Slurp and SpyOnYou extensions should not be used?
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Do "10x" engineers even exist? What are they? And what makes them? I make up for 10x developers by being a 0.1x developer
OK, 0.01x most of the time.
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This rather left me wondering what the hell "10X" means. As far as I can tell it comes from one of those awful "Life and How to Live It" books postulating the amazingly deep and innovative theory that people who work ten times harder than normal people get more done.
As far as this article goes, 10X seems to have been simplified (if such a thing is even possible) to mean "really good", in which case, why not just use the phrase "really good" rather than misappropriating some silly proto-buzzword?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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PeejayAdams wrote: in which case, why not just use the phrase "really good" rather than misappropriating some silly proto-buzzword?
Click bait? Hpye trends?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Sadly, I think you have your finger on the zeitgeist
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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"I was made aware of this, which is a much more concise way of vehiculating the same message."
Someone hand me a barf bag.
/ravi
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86% of developers said they currently work remotely in some capacity, according to a DigitalOcean report. "I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude."
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I took my last job on the condition that I could work from home one or two days a week (out of four, because it was a horrible commute).
Eventually, new team members came in a didn't like me working from home so much, they found one day to be the maximum, but rather have zero.
They also weren't into flexible work hours (well, flexible if you wanted to start early, but not late).
In the end it got me fired, which I didn't mind at all (in fact, I pushed to get me out asap  )
If you can't work from home at all the team probably isn't that great (for example: bad communicators, bad coders, lack of trust, rigid attitudes...).
No team should see negative effects if one or more team members work from home from time to time.
And for the person working from home it can be the most productive day of the week!
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New tech sometimes confuses employees, and businesses aren't considering their experiences. You mean like that telephone machine?
"A vast majority (73 per cent) is still clinging on to dated tech, like email". Oh, sunshine...
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"The latest buzzword tech" = "What you really, really need, no matter how much retraining and F**kups are involved".
Facts can't be ignored.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A vast majority (73 per cent) is still clinging on to dated tech, like email So, what's the alternative?
Shut up Luddite!
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