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By adopting an agile approach, software development teams can create new products and services rapidly, transform processes, and even help reinvent the organization. But agile teams can stumble as they interact with and depend on others, so it becomes a matter of anticipating and mitigating these choke points in the organization. But the consultant promised me it was magic!
I hear that eight *is* enough though.
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We need Super Ultimate Agile Platinum!
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A CD containing the redacted report will be delivered today by noon ET. I'm actually surprised it wasn't on 5-1/4"
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Birth of helium hydride ion allowed other molecules to form. I thought KickStarter was fairly recent?
I was going to go with "Mickjaggerium", but it was voted down due to being too obscure and not funny at all.
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These researchers are full of Helium.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Oh, surely.
We're talking about people who, if they turned their incredible "viewing instruments" on things less than a light year away, would not be able to come to any conclusions about anything -- in fact they do, and they pretty much haven't.
But, somehow, 3,000 light-years away (that is: through 3,000 years' worth of moving objects, dust, gravitational distortion, electromagnetic interference, and particles), they've been able to discern a F***ING MOLECULE!?!?!
Please stop listening to these bulsh1tters.
You shame your own intelligence by doing so,
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Facebook Inc said on Wednesday it may have “unintentionally uploaded” email contacts of 1.5 million new users since May 2016, in what seems to be the latest privacy-related issue faced by the social media company. That noise you hear is 1.5 million lawyers spinning up
In related news, I "accidentally" drove off in someone's car. I destroyed it, so all is well.
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The former College of Saint Rose student faces up to 10 years in prison "Don't touch me I'm a real live wire"
I guess that does make him a (universal) serial killer?
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This a guy with a Masters degree.
I'd hire him in a minute.
... To clean toilets, maybe.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wow - those devices are ridiculously inexpensive. I'm kinda surprised they're not part of hillary clinton's device disabling arsenal...
He got a masters from the school, so you gotta wonder what compelled him to do this...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Quote: Akuthota, 27, apparently made video recordings of himself inserting the malicious USB device into the computers and said “I’m going to kill this guy” as the PCs were overloaded and permanently ruined.
I guess you don't need much brains to get a masters degree from that college.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Brains were thought to degrade almost immediately after death. I guess there's hope for me after all
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I didn't know my ex-wife was even dead...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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...and this is how real zombies will be created!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Great minds think alike.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The sounds it made were thought to be Porcine for "Braaains!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 18-Apr-19 10:13am.
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Despite widespread attention since January, DNS campaign shows no signs of abating. That's why I always just type in the IP address (IPv6, of course)
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David O'Neil wrote: I almost had all the IPv4 ones down before the change
All of 'em?
That ain't hard.
0.0.0.0
0.0.0.1
0.0.0.2
0.0.0.3
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255.255.255.255
Too easy!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes, but remembering 76.74.234.210 for CP takes a bit more.
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True.
Someone should make a look-up table to help with that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OpenVPN is the backbone of online security. Well, they did say it's 'open' right in the name
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Well, they did say it's 'open' right in the name
Yup.
Even sportsmen, who ain't best known for their IT skills, know the difference between "open" and "private".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft’s rise to the top position as a software company was truly fantastical and so has been its litany of failures. "We went overboard on management and forgot about leadership."
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