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Mark_Wallace wrote: make enough stupid mistakes; I don't need an thick-as-sh1t AI to help me make even stupider ones.
Do I glimpse a stray reflection of a kernel of sanity here ?
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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There's many a word spoken in jest...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University's Human-Computer Interaction Institute (HCII) have used a standard smartwatch to figure out when a wearer was typing on a keyboard, washing dishes, petting a dog, pouring from a pitcher or cutting with scissors. Something that detects motion can detect motion? MIND BLOWN
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Next thing you know, it will tell time.
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Even stupider: I've heard that some company is planning on making a smartphone that can make phone calls.
Who on Earth would want that function added?
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ML.NET is a free, cross-platform and open source machine learning framework designed to bring the power of machine learning (ML) into .NET applications. Still nothing to do with the ML programming language, but now officially shipping
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There's no point bothering to update until MW.NET comes out.
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Microsoft is building an end-to-end toolchain to help make it easier for every developer and every organization to create autonomous systems for their own scenarios — whether that’s a robot that can help in life-threatening situations, a drone that can inspect remote equipment or systems that help reduce downtime in a factory by autonomously calibrating equipment. It looks like you're trying to build a robot army. Would you like help with that?
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All the years of derision has caused Clippy to go over to the dark side. Still super-helpful, Clippy is now helping the wrong people. Evil Clippy can be identified by the goatee
I jest - all Clippys are evil.
"For testing". Riiiiiiight...
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I'm less bothered by a just-as-evil-as-it-always-was clippy than I am by the f***ing mindless "security researchers" who produced and released it.
The laws that allow "security researchers" to produce malware really need to be revisited.
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Wall Street Journal contacts claim that the search firm is poised to launch a "dashboard-like" element in Chrome that would not only show more detail about tracking cookies, but give you options to limit them That's for non-Google cookies, right?
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tl;dr:
google hardly uses tracking cookies any more, because they've got so much other tracking stuff buiit into everything else they're involved in, but most of its rivals still rely on them.
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Microsoft today announced the private preview launch of Visual Studio Online, an online code editor the company is positioning as a companion to Visual Studio and Visual Studio Code. For those who complain that VS performs too fast
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Ya know, I'm really glad that I'm getting close to retirement...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Don't say I didn't warn you, when the ms office devs moved over to VS.
VS as a service is only just around the corner -- wait until you hear the term "VS 365", then bite the bullet and start trying out other IDEs.
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Microsoft is launching a new command line app for Windows, dubbed Windows Terminal. It’s designed to be the central location for access to environments like PowerShell, Cmd, and the Windows Subsystem for Linux (WSL). All your commandlines are belong to them
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So they're gonna mess up multiple apps in one go...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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They are efficient at times  
TTFN - Kent
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Will it have clippy built in?
I see you just entered "date".
Did you mean the bash date command, or the DOS one?
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Will it have clippy built in?
which clippy? The dumb one or the evil one?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: Mark_Wallace wrote: Will it have clippy built in?
which clippy? The dumb one or the evil one?
Whichever it is will not make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
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Introducing .NET 5 | .NET Blog[^]
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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"With .NET 5, your code and project files will look and feel the same no matter which type of app you’re building."
But don't we already have that?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Or does that mean EVERY app will look exactly the same regardless of underlying function? Glad I'm not QA.
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I might be unnecessarily grumpy but I do wish that they've stick to their naming conventions.
So .NET Core is now .NET. But that risk confusion with .NET Framework, surely (which is still alive even if Microsoft seems to wish it wasn't).
But I have to admit that "CoreFX will be extended to support static compilation of .NET (ahead-of-time – AOT)" looks promising.
modified 6-May-19 17:04pm.
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