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NASA’s OSIRIS-REx spacecraft did its job a little too well on Tuesday, when it tried to scoop up a handful of rocks from an asteroid named Bennu more than 200 million miles from Earth. Somebody's eyes are bigger than their stomach
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At least the stones are only in the stomach... imagine it had it in the kidney  
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This is the .NET implementation of the Functions Framework Contract… but more importantly to most readers, it’s “the way to run .NET code on Google Cloud Functions” (aka GCF). So you can get functions in your functions
OK, mostly because it's Jon Skeet (and I'm curious about this solution - no so much about the Google Cloud)
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As of this year, IoT kit makes up a third of all infected devices. Welcome to the Internet of Trouble
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Only doubled?
Only a third?
Seeing what it comes out in the IoT I still see that as a good statistic
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[^] afaik: nobody burning iWhatevers yet.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Microsoft Forms, its app for creating surveys and quizzes using any browser on any device, isn't just for business and/or education customers anymore. 1 - Yay! 2 - Huh? 3 - Why? 4 - What's Microsoft Forms? 5 - All of the above
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Is it the MS-Version of doodle?
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I fell in love with programming because of the feeling of losing myself in ideas and concepts while being completely alone for hours on end. I hope they worked with someone else on this list
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Hours yes; hyperproductive in the zone.
That's no longer allowed with agile. Gotta "stand up" in time.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: agile
When done right, agile is the best process I have seen. The problem is most people don't know how to do it right.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Agile means delivering something the user asks for; I don't. I deliver a secure an complete product, wich the user doesn't ask for and costs more.
The problem is with the idea; you don't build on the wishes of the day. You make an outline of what is needed, and build that. And yes, I still do SDM; it's the only thing that works.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Agile means delivering something the user asks for;
Eddy Vluggen wrote: The problem is with the idea
No, the problem is with your idea of what Agile is.
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ZurdoDev wrote: No, the problem is with your idea of what Agile is.
I do; the problem is that you trust FB and twatter more than scientists.
And yes, I prefer shoveling sh*t over dealing with your kind.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: the problem is that you trust FB and twatter more than scientists.
Not sure what that has to do with Agile. But I suppose in your mind it does. Try as I might, I can't read minds.
Eddy Vluggen wrote: I prefer shoveling sh*t over dealing with your kind.
What is my kind?
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ZurdoDev wrote: Not sure what that has to do with Agile. But I suppose in your mind it does.
Not just my mind; if you disbelieve science then your word isn't valid here.
ZurdoDev wrote: What is my kind?
A believer; doesn't matter is if you religious, you act like one.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: if you disbelieve science then your word isn't valid here.
Still not sure what this has to do with Agile. Are you suggesting Agile is a scientific process? 
Also, you know science is not 100% correct, so anyone who "believes" science blindly is just as foolish as one who ignores science. But not sure why this is even a topic.
Eddy Vluggen wrote: doesn't matter is if you religious, you act like one.
You're pretty much self-proclaiming to be a bigot now. Congrats. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: Still not sure what this has to do with Agile. Are you suggesting Agile is a scientific process?
Never said that.
ZurdoDev wrote: Also, you know science is not 100% correct, so anyone who "believes" science blindly is just as foolish as one who ignores science
The scientific method is 100% correct, even if measurments aren't. Science does NOT require belief; it can be validated by everyone.
ZurdoDev wrote: But not sure why this is even a topic.
It isn't a topic. This is just me pissing on you, publicly.
ZurdoDev wrote: You're pretty much self-proclaiming to be a bigot now. Congrats.
Look the word up; opposite to you, I do not "believe"; and we need not believe. Since science, we can verify and measure for ourselves. Science is not a belief; it is the end of belief and the beginning of knowledge
As for your complaint that I been targetting you; I was just answering your bullshit.
No more. You can spout your drivel freely without me opposing you.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
modified 23-Oct-20 20:24pm.
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Even the working mastery of Wally becomes complicated when you don't have a Wally-compatible partner...
Hey, let's slack in the CP Lounge...
But only one of the pair can write messages.
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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I'd have to think that the biggest reason of all is that you can't fart when you need to.
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Perfect, because it would also keep them quiet. 
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I'm an old ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) , so I can tell you this: I. Won't. Pair. Program. EVER. I'll do code reviews, I'll do stand-ups, I'll put Post-It™'s on a wallboard every day to show µ-progress if you want. I would mentor a less-experienced programmer. I will not have someone hanging over my shoulder, or even worse, me handing over theirs, as we hack away through a piece of code.
My group of five developers has over 100 man-years of experience in our product domain. We work well together, and routinely debug into each other's code. We pair-debug on occasion. Pair programming would be completely disruptive for us. To say we each have our idiosyncrasies is to put it mildly. A couple of the guys use a dark theme on their desktop and their IDE. Some work with music, some not. I create structure (classes and members) top-down, and then fill in the code. Others fill in from the top down, others from the bottom up. We have a simple naming convention which each of us implements in our own way.
Pair programming would completely break the eminently effective workflow we have.
Software Zen: delete this;
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With this endless need to make decisions, and hours on end of coding, developers may find themselves leaning towards the option that presents the least amount of friction. Or just get sauced
Two articles on pair programming! Try to guess which one is pro and which is con. It's a toughie!
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NOTE: This is not a critique of your post I'm just replying to the first post in this thread.
The worst that will happen is that once a threshold is crossed, where enough of private business data is solely in the cloud and it will happen because most of the people involved with making that call can't see past the cost savings their told they will see from moving to the cloud, those who truly hold the power, the cloud providers, will then have every business by the balls.
TOS (Terms of service) allow these data thieves to get away with far more then someone could who comes into your office and tries to steal your data. If you think that any promises made or even an agreement signed is going to ensure your privacy is respected then your a fool.
The cloud as its being marketed and has been for the last decade is little more then a long con designed to move all data that means anything from the hands of individual companies to a select few who run the cloud. Not only is it foolish to think your privacy will be protected but you can damn be sure that access to it will also not always be there. Separate from outages (like as of recent) there will come a point when what you and those in your company do could curtail your access to your own data. Big tech is already trying its best to police individual users and you can bet that companies will be next. Unless something major happens and maybe it will thanks to this latest blow up with Big tech openly censoring the NY Post, they WILL eventually tell companies including those with agreements what is expected if they wish to continue to access/use their cloud based data and most will capitulate because
A) it will be cost prohibitive to try de-cloud your and its cost little to tell any one in your company they need to fall in line else be fired
B) what the cloud providers will require cost little to the business to enforce namely that their employees get inline with the program
if you think this all sounds conspiratorial and thus not possible and will never happen then you need only turn on the news to see how what was not possible 5-10 years ago is playing out now. Big tech openly censors and brags about its efforts to control elections. Do you really think they won't try to pressure business via the cloud?
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