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A report from WhiteSource examined security vulnerabilities in some of the most popular programming languages and looked at the trends of high security vulnerabilities over the years. There are no secure programming languages, only secure developers?
Well, not counting PHP. It deserves to be on the insecure list.
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Aw, give credit where it's due: PHP is becoming more secure.
Because no-one wants to use it, any more.
Extinction guarantees security.
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Pretty sure Java would be lower down if this article wasn't on a pro-Java site!
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Pointless article based on pointless database query pointlessly points out the pointlessness of said query and fails to make a point in the process.
(Yes, I could have stopped that sentence after the first word but I felt the need to vent ...)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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At least they admitted they were writing about a garbage fire mid-article. Baby steps and all that. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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+5 for the alliteration.
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A reversed ‘D’ shape plasma bottle leads to higher pressure, more stable plasma. "Flipping the D" is my new strategy for decision-making
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It only goes to show that you need to control the horizontal, and you need to control the vertical.
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Then there are no outer limits on the power generation!
TTFN - Kent
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That depends on the time of day.
If you're in the zone in the morning, it's because you've used loads of power to make lots of coffee.
But if you're in the twilight zone...
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Google has been fined $1.69 billion by European regulators, who claim the U.S. tech giant abused its dominant position in search to force third-party sites to favor its own ad network while freezing out rivals. Live by the ads, die by the ads
Pretty soon, they'll be talking about real money
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What do they care?
It's probably not a 20th of the taxes they're avoiding paying.
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Wish that would spill over into the privacy areana.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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Give the GDPR police a bit more time. The expected provcoataurs have reported all the usual suspects to the assorted authorities claiming the usual suspects policies aren't in compliance. We can expect assorted EUcrats to be taking a number of multi-billion dollar withdrawals from the Bank of Silicon Valley over the next few years.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Quote: Loihi uses asynchronous spiking neural networks (SNN) to implement it’s adaptive self-modifying event-driven learning with high efficiency.
The last time I read a marketing blurb that sounded that impressive it was for a 1980's vending machine.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Maybe they'll put it in a updated version of a vending machine. A smart machine that will try to upsell you when you make a purchase.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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The second half of that sentence (from the incorrect "it's") was exactly what I copied out of the article.
I was going to comment that I'd have to remember it for meetings.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: (from the incorrect "it's")
I was so busy laughing, I didn't even notice that and it takes an awful lot for me to miss a missing or superfluous apostrophe.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I'm pretty sure that they used an AI to punctuate the article. Few humans could make that much of a mess of it.
One thing the article missed out is just how phenomenally easy it will be for these chips to brick themselves, or to become completely useless at performing even simple tasks.
With a software AI, that doesn't matter -- you just wipe it and start again -- but if your chip "configures" itself into oblivion, your only option is the apple option.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: One thing the article missed out is just how phenomenally easy it will be for these chips to brick themselves, or to become completely useless
Maybe they're partnered with uSoft?
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: Maybe they're partnered with uSoft?
Dunno. It strikes me that ms worked extremely hard at becoming useless.
From iconic company to icon company in twelve extremely difficult (and stupid) steps.
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Kinda like McDonalds, they spend a lot of money to convince people that they actually serve food!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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Really a lot!
I was astounded by the level of bullsh1t!
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