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It sounds to me like someone is in search of the next bandwagon to jump on.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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SwiftUI lets developers specify UI with simple declarations. Was "Visual Swift" already taken?
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I hope we can be very clear here—at this particular point in time, ‘robots’ are not sentient agents capable of seeking out and applying for your job and then landing the gig on its comparatively superior merits Then management would have to fill out my TPS reports?
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they'd hire someone to do that
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Nope, you'll still have to come in on Saturday to do those.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Apple is unveiling a big software update for iPads today, and it’s now splitting up iOS to form a new iPadOS for the company’s tablets. I guess they couldn't do "one OS to work with all screens" either?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "one OS to work with all screens"
Don't be daft. No-one would be that stup...
... Oh.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Personally I want their new $5,000 display. Pity I won't be able to afford the extra $1,000 for the stand to go with it.
This seems the height of hubris.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Not the USD6K cheese grater[^]?
That they plan on selling the $1K stand separately adds that last bit of  to the announcement.
TTFN - Kent
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OMG, it's like the designers were asked to come up with the most ludicrous design possible.
(The price is even more absurd. They are literally marking the price up by over 500%! This is taking iSuckers to new levels.)
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Chris Maunder wrote: This seems the height of hubris.
... And we all know what hubris comes bfore.
Huckabuck, in most dictionaries; look it up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The hidden gestures I find the most annoying.
like when they introduced the hard and soft push control. Great if you know how hard you need to press.
When win 8 came out, or more annoying Server 2008, the 1 pixel corner menus which was just annoying if you had in a vm.
Show possible actions first, not through tutorical, then let users hide them to use the "advanced" activators.
Example: Windows taskbar does not have Auto hide on by default. But lets users choose when to enable.
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Google’s Project Zero managed to find a memory corruption flaw in Notepad which allows a specially malformed file to subvert the app into offering remote shell access – usually the first step to exfiltrating a system. I'm glad someone found a use for Notepad
And that's notepad.exe, not Notepad++. Big fan of the latter.
Edit: It's Monday. 
modified 3-Jun-19 14:36pm.
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Link is broken. And the title is for the previous article...
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You must have missed the subliminal command to google it.
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Ugh. Thank you and sorry.
TTFN - Kent
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*deletes notepad.exe*
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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With more than a year of scandals and data breach from Facebook, the company leaves no stone unturned to prove itself right and follow ethics washing. Well, that settles that, doesn't it?
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In other news: Martin Bryant demands a retrial, because everyone dies, anyway, so he did nothing wrong.
Social media: The @rseholes leading the stupid.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In other news: Man who murders parents, pleads for clemency from the court because he's an orphan.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Microsoft continues to be non-committal on the topic of server-side WCF. After giving the impression that server-side WCF is a dead technology, a Microsoft employee quickly stated patience is needed while not actually contradicting the earlier announcement. Is it too much to hope for that they put a stake in it?
Grumble-grumble. Remoting was better. grumble, ASP.NET Web Services was easier. grumble-grumble. SOAP-SOAP. grumble.
there. done.
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In a new project I just recently started I decided to stick with good ol' ASP.NET Web Services. It is simpler, straightforward and just works. It is working like a champ!
I can't even spell WFC.. FWC... CFW... whatever that other one is!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: I can't even spell WFC.. FWC... CFW... whatever that other one is!
FMS -- the S is for "Sideways"
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Long live the urban dictionary! 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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