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This reminds of a bit from Monty Python : "... it's the first combined salad dressing and foot ointment."
Microsoft will probably extrapolate this to the first combined barbecue sauce and hemorrhoid treatment.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Rick York wrote: Microsoft will probably extrapolate this to the first combined barbecue sauce and hemorrhoid treatment.
And tie it up with vastly oversized ribbons, to make it inaccessible.
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Rick York wrote: Microsoft will probably extrapolate this to the first combined barbecueghost pepper sauce and hemorrhoid treatment.
FTFY
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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"The scent of cheeto dust and despair"
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Two app developers on Tuesday sued Apple Inc over its App Store practices, making claims similar to those in a lawsuit brought by consumers that the U.S. Supreme Court recently allowed to proceed. By initiating this lawsuit, you agree to the terms and conditions posted on a hidden website
Two! Two developers on a class-action suit. Apple will surely be quaking in their shiny aluminum boots!
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I'm tempted to download whatever EDI they recommend for whatever language is used for applapps, and join the plaintiffs.
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I think things would be better if they called them app store rehearsals instead of practices. Sometimes the branding lingo makes a world of difference.
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Researchers led by the University of Glasgow made a spintronics breakthrough. "Spinning wheel spinning true"
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OK, now you've done it.
Something that's worth gearing up for and looking into with gusto.
Gimme skype, the phone book, and a "Do Not Disturb" sign.
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Great. Now David Clayton-Thomas will be singing in my head all day. 
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When Jeff Williams, co-founder and CTO of Contrast Security, created the OWASP Top Ten list, first published in 2003, he was proud of the work done; but now more than a decade later, Williams expresses disappointment in the unchanged list. People are happy with the classics?
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Why is he so surprised?
An RCA of the top ten shows them to be:
0. End-users or admin staff
1. End-users or admin staff
2. End-users or admin staff
3. End-users or admin staff
4. End-users or admin staff
5. End-users or admin staff
6. End-users or admin staff
7. End-users or admin staff
8. End-users or admin staff
9. End-users or admin staff
Nothing to see, here. Move along, now.
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Has the rate that people learn to not pickup hot things bare handed for the first time decreased over the last 20 years?
Many of the vulnerabilities exist because coding and examples make it so easy for newcomers to burn them self before learning.
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Facebook and Google may have feels about this Definitely not monopolistic behaviour. They said so.
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And leave us not forget that apple is actually the best of the tech giants.
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That's a mighty low bar, but ... yeah. 
TTFN - Kent
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Well, it is a relative scale. 0.001 is still greater that zero.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I'd say they've created the best image.
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Security and the complexity of change are the key barriers to full benefits, according to new report I'm sorry, I should have warned you to sit down for that shocking news
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Good God!
Who are these idiots?
Next they'll be saying that AI isn't the answer to all the world's problems!
Fools!
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Crypto ledgers, thats what the world will revolve around.
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Don't worry the current buzzwords will solve that and give more added value to the cloud offering..let me see.. yes add AI and Deep Learning to your cloud to get more value..along with Automation....to complete your transformation into a digital company. !!!
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Don't worry, the Internet of Things will fix it.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: for that shocking news
It is somewhat shocking. We use the cloud for everything and it has been great.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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One of the hallmark predictions of quantum mechanics is that particles behave unpredictably—but a new experiment seems to complicate some of those core ideas. "We do not belong to this material world that science constructs for us."
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