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"Hey, the AI says we should increase our pitch."
What could possibly go wrong?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As a frequent contributor to open source projects (both within and beyond Red Hat), I find one of the most common time-wasters is dealing with code reviews of my submitted code that are negative or obstructive and yet essentially subjective or argumentative in nature. I can't imagine why this article is on the RedHat developer's site
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Sounds like good advice for any communicative endeavor
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Nah.
I'll stick with snarky, thanks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft's database releases from 2008 and 2010 reach end of extended support. In response, Redmond says, that for many customers, the time for cloud migration has arrived. Because those are your only choices going forward, of course
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I'll have my SQL guys uninstall all the instances of 2014 and 2016 immediately. Thanks for the heads up. 
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We're just now getting around to installing 2016, and we still have several 2008R2 and 2012 servers in use...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Us, too. The damn 2008s keep magically appearing on the network, despite us decomming a whole bunch over the past two years. I think they're breeding in the damp corners.
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While most programmers use floating point indiscriminately anytime they want to do math with real numbers, because of certain limitations in how these numbers are represented, performance and accuracy often leave something to be desired. Because 355/113 ought to be enough for everyone
Actually a proposed FP storage replacement, but I do miss the integers-only "discussions"
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If you're a numerical nutter like me, this is fun stuff -- but it's not for the faint of cross-feint paper.
Interestingly* google translate translates the Italian "dare numeri" literally as "give numbers".
Now go ask an Italian what it means.
* In the "fruggin' idiots!" sense
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ubuntu source code appears to be safe; however Canonical is investigating. I don't think the source is meant to be that open
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Perhaps the hackers got ill once they looked.
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Amazon is asking the Federal Communications Commission for approval of its Project Kuiper satellite broadband venture, and referring to potential synergies with Amazon Web Services as a strong selling point. *Frickin' death ray to be added later
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A survey of 1000 UK workers has investigated the time of day we feel most creative, finding that 11:05am is the “average time for optimum creativity”. This explains why my only good blurbs are written between 11:05:10 and 11:05:11
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touch -s -R -d 2019-07-07T11:05:10.5 *.* or something like that...
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I'm sure there's a joke about Sam Fox in here somewhere.
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Just after the morning tea break!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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So we peak five minutes after the pubs open?
Hmmm, I'm sure this is indicative of something or other but I'm not sure what.
Ask me when I'm sober.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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The relentless demands of digital transformation initiatives mean that application development (AD) teams have to find ways to increase their productivity. Will I have to share my paycheck with the AI?
Yeah. Another Gartner "prediction".
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A new dashboard will let people track the progress of one of Earth’s most unique satellites from anywhere in the world. "Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be "
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A bug in Windows 10 May 2019 Update’s latest build breaks down the Remote Access Connection Manager service and affects the operation of VPN services. But on a brighter note, there's a new Light theme!
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It was too long since the last one  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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So in order to get VPNs to work, you have to enable ms' telemetry?
How much did the security services and the DoJ pay ms for this bug?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The cost of sending 50 people to apply for a job?
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During an interview on CNN this morning, Bill Gates touched on his thoughts on Steve Jobs. Gates praised Jobs’ design sensibility and how he was Apple to save Apple from collapsing. Eye of Newton and toe of frog (design)...
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