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OMG!!! DOES THIS MEAN MY GEOCITIES SITE MIGHT NOT BE SEENABLE BY ITS ONE VIEWER PER YEAR?!?!?!?!?!?
I think that it's reasonably safe to assume that this problem is not a problem for major and professional sites.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft withholding updates from machines with Symantec software, because it cannot handle SHA-2 certificates and does stupid things. That's understandable - I can't handle SHA-2 hashes either
edit: fixed the title
modified 14-Aug-19 17:08pm.
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I'm pretty sure that the brilliant Peter Norton, who saved us all so much pain and effort in years past, is no longer happy to have his name associated with symantec "products".
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I think that's why he's been in hiding for so long 
TTFN - Kent
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A recently released report revealed while organizations are beginning to increase their application testing efforts, their remediation rates are falling. I thought TDD was just to find the bugs?
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The flaring is not visible in optical light. It’s all happening in the near-infrared, the portion of the infrared spectrum closest to optical light. What did I say about turning the lights off when you leave the black hole?
It got even more black?
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"Just" as in roughly 26,500 years ago. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Translation: There was a gap in one of the 10,000 clouds between us and it.
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This rise of automation has formed a new development model known as NoOps, which stands for no operations. In before the 'nopes'
"That means programmers no longer require feedback and approval during development, and can operate completely independently."
I'm sure that will always work out for the best {/sarcasm}
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One of the worse ideas ever. Never let devs touch production.
Real world example; the resident drunk at a VOIP company where I worked, pushed out a "trivial" update to production. An hour or so later, production crashed, bringing down the VOIP router for a few hours and generally pissing off customers.
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From what I read, just a waterfall-variant.
Getting feedback is not "ops".
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'm not even going to read the article, because I know it will p1ss me off.
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Aw, you spoil all my fun. 
TTFN - Kent
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That's the job, Fella.
[tips hat, mounts horse, and rides off into the sunset]
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When you see an article about new C++ features, most of the time you’ll see a description of major elements. But how about those smaller parts? "Great things are done by a series of small things brought together."
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Microsoft is continuing its campaign to force Office users on a subscription plan by killing off its discounted Home Use program. If only there were an alternative
Perhaps one that is free, complimentary, liberating?
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Looks like I'll be sticking with my paid-for-once Office 2007 for a bit long, then.
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Insecure CTF protocol allows hackers to hijack any Windows app, escape sandboxes, get admin rights. There's a protocol for Capture the Flag?
Oh. My. "It turns out it was possible to reach across sessions and violate NT security boundaries for nearly twenty years, and nobody noticed." (from the "researcher's" blog, linked in this article)
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Nobody said anything doesn't necessarily mean nobody noticed
And if nobody noticed, why to make it public now?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Automattic reportedly bought Tumblr for less than $3 million, a stunning drop in value from the $1.1 billion Yahoo paid for it in 2013. "I'll tumble for ya"
That was a great investment. Looks like my retirement savings.
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The year is 2075
Neddie: Ah, my dear, do you remember the days when people could raise millions by spouting stupid ideas?
Nellie: Oh yes, my dear. And how stupid they realised they were when it all collapsed in on them, leaving them in debt up to their eyeballs.
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Smart email systems that use artificial intelligence to predict what will type next can make it quicker to write messages to our friends, colleagues and family, but do we risk losing something in the process? Bec{swipe] typ{swipe} is diff{swipe}
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Auntie said: it is very interesting to think about what happens, when, on one hand, prediction is performed for us not by our brain but by a computer algorithm, and how this repeated experience affects our interaction with the world
Um, sorry, but no, it's not even remotely interesting.
But it's the stuff for wasting the time of tiny brains, so there's that advantage to it.
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