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Who do they say blames his tools, again?
If I create a slideshow, it delivers.
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A memorandum filed Tuesday ahead of a detention hearing alleged that “multiple terabytes of data” were stolen by Thompson from dozens of organizations, some of which may have also included personally identifiable information. "In for a penny, in for a pound"
I wonder how many of the others are also stored on Amazon? (I thought I remembered hearing that she used that connection to get the Capital One data)
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We'll still have PCs on our desks, but with the rise of desktop-as-a-service and software-as-a-service, we're returning to smart-terminals and time-sharing services. Because VT-100 ought to be enough for everyone
I'm just going to go out on a limb here and suggest he might be just a tad bit jumping to conclusions.
He said, while typing on a i7-8th gen fireball. In a browser window. Connected to a server somewhere in the GTA.
hmm. and hmph.
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I think the article writer started drinking when he started the article, and kept drinking for the, oh, I don't know, nine hours that it took him to complete it.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: time-sharing
Yeah, baby! Bring back the 60's! 
/ravi
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Unity Technologies, the maker of the widely-used real-time 3D game development platform, has launched two new tools for the classroom. "Come together, right now"
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Ever wanted your own Saturn 1 rocket? For anyone with the means to transport it, it can be yours. *Fuel and mission control not included
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Let's do a @RickZeeland on this:
I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket, bell
And things to make it look good
I'd like to let you have it
But it got kinda mangled when I tried to carry a Saturn 1 rocket with it Rog Waters would be so proud.
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Now I've got that #$^%@#$%! song stuck in my head. Thank you oh so very much.
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Happy to be of service.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: service
Would that be EaaS? (Ear worms as a Service)
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I'll mail you details of the monthly/annual fees and the Terms and Conditions of Use document (can your e-mail accept 5GB files?)
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Switch expressions and enhanced pattern matching are great new concepts working together with C# 8. For those switching switches
"Compared to the switch statement the essentials of the code are easier to grasp..."
uh...
"...as soon as you are used to Lambda expressions."
Well, that explains it then.
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And
Quote: With the code sample I’ve also used the C# 8 feature nullable reference types.
to make it even more different than the older code.
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Change for change's sake.
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That's my impression of the entire language.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Switch expressions bring to mind the "computed GOTO" and "arithmetic IF" in Fortran II. Anyone else here remember them?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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What's so smart about that?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Great!
Put your next-day's socks in the oven before you go to bed -- next morning, toasty toesies!
Result!
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Low-code development tools, having grown and matured during a time of increased enterprise app demand and a programming skills shortage, will be used for most application development by 2024, research firm Gartner Inc. predicts. Does this mean we'll finally move on from 4GL/CASE?
I know everyone has been using nothing but those for decades.
Oh, sorry. Gartner. Nevermind
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To the average CO, low code = Excel.
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In that case, it's already taken over.
TTFN - Kent
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I've worked with one such tool, but you definitely need some programming knowledge to get any serious work done.
In my particular case, the "enterprise grade" is also a bit overdone.
I mean the platform didn't even have source control, not something an enterprise could do without!
If things get too complicated you're back to writing some good old HTML, CSS and JavaScript yourself, but with extra steps.
3/10 would not recommend.
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I took a good, long look at Mendix, since it's "just down the road" from us, and I was considering contributing to it, but the tech isn't there, yet; it needs a lot more nuance before it becomes truly useful.
... And a way better UI!
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