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Mr. The Codewitch used to trade them to the coffee stand staff for cappuccinos back when he worked at the local hospital.
If the chickens ever found out we profited off of their labor they'd probably unionize.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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The only live animals that I want in my house are children. Any dead animals had better be going on my plate.
(In order to keep the peace in the family, I agreed to a dog. It grows on one; I can't imagine a worse fate. )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The chickens stay in they yard.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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Dogs, unfortunately, don't.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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An aquarium with fish is about all my wife can handle.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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I just recieved a "TV mini box"* and it works fine - except it doesn't have the main free channels: BBC1, BBC2, ITV, and Channel 4 (and probably others). Channel 5 is there, but not the ones before it. So checking online I need to look at the TV settings, and there is a button "Update Channels". No, there isn't. Just some info on how many channels I have, and a single "Done" button. The main box is connected to the same router via the same Wifi and has 'em all ... but not the new box.
So I go to the supplier site, and look in the help, and it says to click the "Update Channels" button that doesn't exist so I go to tech support and find the "contact us" button. Move the mouse over that, and ... the button appears on the TV.
Click it, and the channels appear.
I think I scared it into working ...
* I junked Sky back in January in favour of a "streaming only" TV service for 1/2 the price and twice the reliability, and just got sent a box to work in a second room
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It's either that, or a super-efficient response team.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I had something similar happen.
We have an eufy outdoor camera that started to only last 1 day after charging as if the lithium battery was needing replacement and the camera would just say "offline" in the app. Word on the interweb is that you're not going to get at the battery but there are two screws on the back so let's start there said I. I extracted the first screw and my wife exclaimed at that moment, "It's back!" - no kidding. And furthermore it says it's fully charged so I took it back it it's station on the porch.
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Interesting. I recently bought a couple of a Eufy cameras. Haven’t had the battery issue yet. I’ll try to remember your note if it happens.
But I did find that if I blocked them from internet access (limited them to LAN only) they’d go offline within an hour or so.
Time is the differentiation of eternity devised by man to measure the passage of human events.
- Manly P. Hall
Mark
Just another cog in the wheel
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I've been threatening these machines with violence for the last 40 years. Works every time.
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Back during The Dark Times (before the Empire), I had a VCR that routinely stopped recording randomly. Sometimes it would even eject the tape. I sometimes lost minutes out of a program.
After I replaced it, I took the old one out to the garage and had a cathartic experience with a sledge hammer. Interestingly, the new VCR never screwed up.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Sometime you have to make an example of someone.
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Leaving heads on pikes outside the castle walls is a profoundly useful motivator.
Software Zen: delete this;
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OriginalGriff wrote: I think I scared it into working
I have that effect. People have problems with their computer/phone/printer/whatever, I show up, ask them to demonstrate the problem, and it just starts working...
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Me too. The very same effect. On other peoples machines.
My own machines, are the opposite. They, really, really, love to infuriate me.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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That too.
My mere presence fixes other people's systems.
This does not apply to my own however.
And mine never present simple problems.
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Me too, my one and only super-power. Our office gremlins are terrified of me; stuff always works as soon as I sit down to observe the bug.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss.
Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love" by Robert A. Heinlein
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Ha, same here with the wifey. She'll have a problem with something
on her computer and when I come down and try it it works just fine.
She swears she'd did exactly the same thing I did (yeah right!).
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One of my colleagues has the opposite effect. You'll be testing a device, everything's going smoothly, you think you're done... then this person inevitably walks up and touches something, *KABOOM* something breaks. This person is now our 'acid test' prior to release.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: then this person inevitably walks up and touches something, KABOOM something breaks. This person is now our 'acid test' prior to release
I had a coworker from the QA department like that. I was just getting started as a dev, and in hindsight, he probably made me a better programmer, as he would inevitably force me to expect the unexpected.
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dandy72 wrote: made me a better programmer, as he would inevitably force me to expect the unexpected. Exactly!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The Babbage programming language ([^]) provides a special programming mechanism for handling such situations, the 'conditional threat' statement: DO -so and so - OR ELSE.
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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trønderen wrote: The Babbage programming language
In the 1980's I programmed in the real Babbage language on GEC 4000 computers at Manchester University and Daresbury Laboratory and thought "I don't remember that!", but the article you referenced is clearly a spoof!
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The two languages are completely independent of each other. The name coincidence it nothing but a conincidence.
(Note that even 'your' Babbage language has taken its name from somewhere else )
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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How fine do you grind your coffee grounds for american coffee? I'm curious to know how other people do it, as I have very little experience with that coffee making process.
I use coarse for french press, midway between coarse and fine for moka, ultrafine for turkish but I never know how to grind it for american.
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
The shortest horror story: On Error Resume Next
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