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 (Assuming you are sarcastic.) This news made my afternoon. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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/ravi
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I was certain he'd live forever - neither Heaven nor Hell would want him. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Quote: neither Heaven nor Hell would want him
Yup. But there is always purgatory.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Laugh now, and I will, but rumor has it his sister could be next in line. No one is certain if she takes the job, whether or not she is the same, worse, or better than Kimmy.
China may try to take over the country. who knows.
Also, I would like to know the reward (lifetime supply of taco bell?) given to the doctor that "messed up" his surgery, supposedly.
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almost a case of 'better the devil you know' - we can live in hope that the next one will be 'better' (whatever that means)
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The Tyrant is Dead
Long live the next Tyrant
Bram van Kampen
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I love Rowan. Great meme.
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A sad day for hair-styling.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Double entendre not intended.
I can't get over how self centered most (seemingly) people are in the building I live in.
When they go up or down the stairs, they STOMP.
When they close their doors, they SLAM them. The one across the hall from me slams her door so hard that it makes the wooden beams in the building shake.
People are unaware or just don't care that they are sharing the building with other people.  
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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They need to be able to hear it over the music of their earbuds.
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I have had the misfortune to have such neighbours in the past. It never occurs to them that there is anyone else alive on the planet.
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In these times the prevailing attitude seems to be; "It's all about me"
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: I can't get over how self centered most (seemingly) people are
It's not just in your building! It's everywhere!
Seriously, I spend way more time than I'd like, listening to type A people drone on about their miserable self-centered lives. I've got a retired neighbor who just loves to talk...I avoid him, especially during work hours. I've got a brother-in-law who calls me just about every day because he is bored and has no friends. Then, there is the current example of a non-technical colleague who needs help troubleshooting a slow wifi issue at her new house. It's been around 25 min. now on this phone call and finally past the point of 'turn in off and turn it back on'...to be continued. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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That's why I have a house.
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I wanted to get out of a lease and "played up" the stomping part. The landlord came to check me out personally. As luck would have it, at that moment we hear stomping and he goes: "What's that noise?!" "Oh, it's someone climbing the stairs" (3 story appt; stairs). No contest.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Oddly enough, my neighbor (who is otherwise very gracious) also has a habit of letting their doors slam. Bothers me no end. 
/ravi
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When in Singapore we had a guy upstairs who regularly came in about 2am and put his porn on a full volume, now that is annoying - porn with no pictures is just irritating.
We retired to an acreage outside Cairns, peaceful it is.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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That's nothing... ours shout and sing songs till 4A.M., they also put loud music at night and from time to time they just jump making all the glass in the house shake, oh, and not to mention moving furniture or just letting chairs fall loud when they move those (again they always do this from 21:00 to 4:00).
I've tried to talk with them, asked them to stop, menaced them with call the police, even called the police twice.
Of course, nothing worked.
Once my downstairs neighbor came our home to ask if we could stop making noise... you can't imagine her face when I told her the noise came from our upstairs neighbors.
And this doesn't ends here: they throw their shaved hairs through the window (don't ask me why) and ashes from cigarettes too (in the inner courtyard)... we don't use it, but our downstairs neighbor gets her clothes dirt with this when she puts clothes in the clothesline...
Every single time I tried to speak with my upstairs neighbor he always tell me he has been here for 2 years (in his mind this gives him some kind of allowance) and that he respects a lot the neighbors... GO FIGURE!
I guess it's an education thing, add here a lot of I DON'T CARE and you have the perfect neighbor.
When the f***ing virus thing ends I'll just move to an attic in a different building.
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I kept expecting the punch line to be "...but lucky for them, I was still playing my drums at the time"
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Was wondering why so quiet today then I realized it is Saturday. Man when your shut in it's hard to keep track of the days.
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: I realized it is Saturday
It is?!!! 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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All day! 
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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