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Dim bars
bars = 4
Woke up this mornin'
Checked out project N
Said I woke up this mornin'
Checked out Project N
Worked for two minutes
Then checked it straight back in.
Project K made
The users whine
I say project K made
All the nitpickers whine
Check-out's an hour
One semi-colon, it's fine.
Our new solution
Got its tail in a spin
I gotta tell ya
It's just cavin' in
I couldn't fix it
So I checked it back in.
With Project F
The check-out froze
I felt a tremble
All the way to my toes.
I said I
Woke up this mornin'
I checked out project N
After two minutes workin'
I checked it straight. back. in.
Y'know, us old fogies remember the days when we could actually do more than an hour's work in a day...
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Copyright 2013 Mark Wallace. All rights reserved. Up yours, apple!
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I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 10-Apr-13 3:32am.
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Quick, record it and post it to Youtube!!
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heh.
Wouldn't take ten minutes to record an MP3, then add a slideshow of Eclipse dialogs, so why not?
I'll do it while I'm waiting for project P to check out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I'll do it
Sweet!! Be sure to post a link!!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I woke I say I gotta I checked I couldn't I felt I said
Quick, You better patent it before those assholes at Apple claim the above as copyright infringements.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I think... I mean... oh sh1t!
The person who is me thinks you may be right.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I believe that ICrap and ISh1t have already been claimed my Microsoft for Win8 and that CrApple will not be contesting it. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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