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No, he passed about 8:00 AM this morning.
I live near Charlotte, NC, and until mid-January, used to work in Charlotte; my regular commute would take me past Billy Graham Parkway where the Billy Graham Library is. Normally, that is not an issue; however, when his wife, Ruth, passed, she was buried at the Library - traffic was horrendous that day.
If I were still working in Charlotte, I'd be working from home on the day of his services - he will be buried beside his wife - and traffic is going to be horrendous that day, too.
Hah I learnt on a prime mover with no synchromesh on any of the gears, bastard instructor would make me run it down a grade in neutral and then move it into first - had to rev the crap out of the engine to get it into the gate.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
THe comments on imgur state that this is a swedish system, where you preselect the gear using the lever, and the gear is automatically changed when you press the clutch pedal.
(Yes, I am the fun guy at parties).
The last two videos are a good measure of how I drive. The car already gets enough attention from the cops, so I have a very strict "No Stupid Sh|t in the Mustang" rule.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
Artery – The study of paintings
Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria
Barium – What doctors do when patients die
Benign – What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section – A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan – Searching for Kitty
Cauterize – Made eye contact with her
Colic – A sheep dog
Coma – A punctuation mark
Dilate – To live long
Enema – Not a friend
Fester – Quicker than someone else
Fibula – A small lie
Impotent – Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain – Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff – A Doctor’s cane
Morbid – A higher offer
Nitrates – Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node – I knew it
Outpatient – A person who has fainted
Pelvis – Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative – A letter carrier
Recovery Room – Place to do upholstery
Rectum – Nearly killed him
Secretion – Hiding something
Seizure – Roman Emperorv
Tablet – A small table
Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport
Tumour – One plus one more
Urine – Opposite of you’re out
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.