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Woman goes into a lawyers office and says she wants to divorce her husband.
Lawyer asks her, "what are your grounds"
She says, "well, we have a small lot, I wouldn't call them 'grounds'".
Lawyer says, "well, does he beat you up?"
She says, "sometimes he does get up earlier than I, but I don't see how that matters."
Lawyer says, "Do you hold a grudge"
She says, "actually, it's a car port. Why are you asking me these questions?"
Finally, exasperated, the lawyer says, "WHY do you want a divorce?"
She says, "you just can't have a meaningful conversation with him."
I think they would need what is known in UK Prison equipment as a closeting chain - this is a long chain with a cuff at each end, which allows prisoners to use the toilet with the door closed - the chain is long enough to pass under the door, with the prisoner on one end, and a screw on the other
(Screw is UK prison slang for a prison officer - e.g. corrections officer/guard)
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