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The only thing that'd beat it for stating the bleeding obvious would be "Simon Cowell an Egotistical Style Void Batty Boi"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DDEthel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
"Fears Lies that the world would end an hour ago were unfounded turned out to be just that. I cannot believe I've just had to report on this sh*t. What is the world coming to. We'd have been better off with an apocalypse, we certainly don't deserve the planet anymore. I'm off to the pub, if you're lapping up this crap then you don't really care about actual news."
There, fixed that for them.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.